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#148 jezza

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Posted 17 May 2015 - 02:01 PM

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Posted 17 May 2015 - 02:02 PM

~the history of a videogame~

 

You guys are fuckin DWEEBS 


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Posted 17 May 2015 - 02:07 PM

For better or for worse, a diluted version of EveGoon culture (:barf:) is everywhere in Eve now.

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Posted 17 May 2015 - 02:11 PM

The most publicized stories, as far as I am aware, are that space trucker story from way back in which, while originally written by an SA member and posted on SA, predated Goonswarm by a few years, the ISS IPO (remember that clusterfuck,) the "biggest battle ever" where the whole of the south came up and destroyed -G- and TRUST, the biggest battle ever where TEST(? it was after I stopped caring and thus might have been someone else being rolled) lost all of those super caps, Band of Brothers being disbanded, the great war breaking out, T20 cheating, that one corp leader with the one of a kind ship being killed by GHSC, the CSM being created, Cyvok being killed and Mittani's various stories. Goonswarm was involved in three or four of those, BoB was in five. Out of ten. Eve's a big game and everyone who was around helped define it. Oddly enough note that all but two of those were in the first half of Eve's life.



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Posted 17 May 2015 - 02:23 PM

Goons are totally integral to eve and are a party to every major story guys

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Posted 17 May 2015 - 02:24 PM

Oh sorry I meant the CFC because f-tier alliances need representation too

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Posted 17 May 2015 - 02:24 PM

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Posted 17 May 2015 - 02:26 PM

For some reason, the only events non-Eve players have brought up to me (other than big fights) are the classic GHSC story (IMO the single event with the biggest impact on the game, just because of the media coverage) and Vile Rat's murder, pbuh.

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Posted 17 May 2015 - 02:28 PM

Oh sorry I meant the CFC because f-tier alliances need representation too

don't you mean Imperium!?


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Posted 17 May 2015 - 02:53 PM

The most publicized stories, as far as I am aware, are that space trucker story from way back in which, while originally written by an SA member and posted on SA, predated Goonswarm by a few years, the ISS IPO (remember that clusterfuck,) the "biggest battle ever" where the whole of the south came up and destroyed -G- and TRUST, the biggest battle ever where TEST(? it was after I stopped caring and thus might have been someone else being rolled) lost all of those super caps, Band of Brothers being disbanded, the great war breaking out, T20 cheating, that one corp leader with the one of a kind ship being killed by GHSC, the CSM being created, Cyvok being killed and Mittani's various stories. Goonswarm was involved in three or four of those, BoB was in five. Out of ten. Eve's a big game and everyone who was around helped define it. Oddly enough note that all but two of those were in the first half of Eve's life.

 

So what you're saying is you agree with me? Because I said GSF has played a major role in EVE's development, and you've just listed 10 stories and they were involved in 40% of them? Guess what? BoB was also important in EVE's development. 

 

 

Goons are totally integral to eve and are a party to every major story guys

 

Oh sorry I meant the CFC because f-tier alliances need representation too

 

 

No, it's Goonswarm, which is why I said "Goonswarm", congrats on making up arguments that no one has made again despite me asking you not to two posts ago


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Posted 17 May 2015 - 02:56 PM

technically it's GoonSwarm


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Posted 17 May 2015 - 03:00 PM

Technically you're gay


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Posted 17 May 2015 - 04:30 PM

technically it's GoonSwarm

 

I'm going to get an angry eve mail from their branding team


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Posted 17 May 2015 - 04:31 PM

Technically you're gay

 

and colloquially


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Posted 17 May 2015 - 04:37 PM

So what you're saying is you agree with me? Because I said GSF has played a major role in EVE's development, and you've just listed 10 stories and they were involved in 40% of them? Guess what? BoB was also important in EVE's development.

Nope. All the most publicised stories are of GSF and it's actions really, or am event they played some sort of part in.

 

And even then from a PR standpoint the biggest stories, by far, were been GHSC destroying that one of a kind ship and the made up story about the space trucker scamming people, neither of which had Goonfleet involvement. Well biggest PR historically anyway, they don't matter these days.



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Posted 17 May 2015 - 06:15 PM

Why hasn't Zenki flooded this thread with GIFs yet?  This argument is way dumber than twitterbook was.


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Posted 17 May 2015 - 06:42 PM


Oh sorry I meant the CFC because f-tier alliances need representation too


The last CFC alliance that I can remember doing ANYTHING of note was Zagdul's temper tantrum with test

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Posted 17 May 2015 - 08:00 PM

eq1 was fun and really innovative

 

played the shit out of it in high school


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Posted 17 May 2015 - 08:13 PM

The last CFC alliance that I can remember doing ANYTHING of note was Zagdul's temper tantrum with test

 

Razor killed ARSED

 

 

of note

 

Oh, right :smith:


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Posted 17 May 2015 - 08:14 PM

Why hasn't Zenki flooded this thread with GIFs yet?  This argument is way dumber than twitterbook was.

 

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Posted 17 May 2015 - 08:18 PM

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<Smizzoach> mechanized infantry never sounds bad
<Smizzoach> so I have to approve


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Posted 17 May 2015 - 08:19 PM

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Posted 17 May 2015 - 08:30 PM

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shes cute

 

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Posted 18 May 2015 - 04:45 PM

eq1 was fun and really innovative

 

played the shit out of it in high school

 

Try Project 99 bro its the same thing without Pentium III and 56k!

 

http://www.project1999.com/



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Posted 18 May 2015 - 06:40 PM

p99 is shit and theyve been on kunark for 4 years so the economy is FUCKED

 

just be a daybreak shill and play their classic server


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Posted 18 May 2015 - 07:42 PM

Fuck Daybreak and fuck paying for an all access sub to play their shitty progression server full of box crews and xp pots. Velious drops in August bruh WINTER IS COMING.



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Posted 18 May 2015 - 10:43 PM

gonna love when daybreak finds out about the p99 gms being a part of the rabid rmt circle


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Posted 18 May 2015 - 11:35 PM

goons havent done shit in the last 6 years

 

prove me wrong


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Posted 18 May 2015 - 11:35 PM

also can't wait till GW comes @ alexander with come C&Ds


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Posted 18 May 2015 - 11:36 PM

and he responds with offerings of shilling l0l


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Posted 19 May 2015 - 01:56 AM

goons havent done shit in the last 6 years

 

prove me wrong

There's nothing to do anymore, its all been done. The only thing that has never been accomplished is conquering the whole galaxy and noone wants to do that anymore because what's the point.



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Posted 19 May 2015 - 02:42 AM

goons havent done shit in the last 6 years

 

prove me wrong

 

They won the biggest supercap fight ever  :frogdowns:



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Posted 19 May 2015 - 03:50 AM

Sort Dragon's titan died. Everyone won that day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And Nick Fuzzeh was the MVP.


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Posted 19 May 2015 - 04:29 AM

Breaking: troon poon's some reversed dick



#182 Richter Belmont

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Posted 19 May 2015 - 04:41 AM

They won the biggest supercap fight ever  :frogdowns:

 

you mean they spent 6 years actively avoiding confrontations to capitalize on a combination of shit game mechanics and fatigue to win a single fight


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Posted 19 May 2015 - 04:44 AM

i guess everyone conveniently forgot the 7 years of getting utterly shit on by pl caps & supers

 

or them getting turbodunked at asakai

 

or any of the other incongruent narratives that alexander and the goon sycophant platoon have been pumping out since 2010


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Posted 19 May 2015 - 11:09 PM

All you need is to win the big one to secure your legacy no bitter please though okay?



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Posted 19 May 2015 - 11:11 PM

blow it out your aaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssss


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Posted 19 May 2015 - 11:11 PM

goons r shit at video games


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Posted 20 May 2015 - 01:28 PM

I know Goons like their narrative, but you didn't win it by yourself.  The russians brought their sleeper super fleet which comprised a significant port of the "anti-n3pl" forces on the field.

 

Also:

capitalize on a combination of shit game mechanics and fatigue to win a single fight


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Posted 21 May 2015 - 11:38 PM

All you need is to win the big one to secure your legacy no bitter please though okay?

 

goons went home after b-r5 so yeah, it literally doesn't matter that we lost all those titans l0l

 

sorry to deconstruct your narrative but you can't be about the fights AND be about the campaign


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Posted 21 May 2015 - 11:38 PM

in the words of marlo stanfield

 

you want it to be one way, but it's the other way


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Posted 22 May 2015 - 04:44 AM

it really sucks that in those fights if you aren't cycling a dd you are literally useless

 

they'll never figure out a way to make those 4000+ person fights smooth, no matter how much they love the headlines it gets them


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[23:25:08] Livonian: a wasteland of unironic edgy atheists

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Posted 22 May 2015 - 04:44 AM

THANKS OBAMA


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Posted 22 May 2015 - 02:41 PM

If they make 4000 man fights smooth then people will just bring 5000 or 6000.
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Posted 22 May 2015 - 11:22 PM

If they make 4000 man fights smooth then people will just bring 5000 or 6000.

 

 

4000+


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Posted 08 June 2015 - 10:38 AM

I randomly went into Zugu and then I found this thread and had a sensible chuckle. I checked TMC not much later only to see the newest post being about, yes, you guessed it, H1Z1!


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