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#50 leetcheese

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Posted 06 April 2015 - 08:14 PM

he's holding a LOT over their heads like goddamn

 

IM TAKING MY TOYS AND GOING HOME!!!!


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Posted 06 April 2015 - 08:17 PM

the fact they have an IRL company to deal with merch and donations is prolly my fav


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Posted 06 April 2015 - 08:23 PM

the fact they have an IRL company to deal with merch and donations is prolly my fav

 

Monty talked about doing that with TEST forever ago.  It honestly makes sense if you're taking in donations.  That money has to be going to someone.  If there's no corp involved, arguably it's going to a person and that person has to declare it as income.  Plus the annual fees for a non-profit corp are super low.  I think annual franchise tax in IL is like $10.


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Posted 06 April 2015 - 08:26 PM

but when someone gets kicked out of leadership it gets way more difficult than just moving around some ingame stuff 

 

unless it's actually s easy then nevermind


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Posted 06 April 2015 - 08:43 PM

 
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Brave Collective,
 
The past few weeks have been an exercise in restraint, patience, and spacepolitiks. I woke up to learn that the overwhelming number of directors and CEOs had exercised the corp voting mechanic in order to remove me as Alliance executor while I was asleep last night. Furthermore, this was on the heels of being advised daily by my core leadership circle leaving me in the dark about upcoming plans.
 
Let me say that I am thoroughly disappointed by the actions of my space peers. However, if there is one thing that is paramount, it is that BNI, BRAVE, and HERO have a mission to harness the enthusiasm and power of the newbro. With that said, I will not let personal anger or frustrations jeopardize the progress that we have made thusfar. Now, let’s get ready to rumble:
 
I hold no official position as to the status of BRAVE remaining the leader among equals with our coalition partners within HERO. If the alliance rostership wishes to remain, so be it. For the alliances that are one foot out of the door already, I will be coordinating with Malanek to add you to the targeting list.
 
Within BRAVE itself, while I am troubled by the method by which the council sought to remove me, and their (self-perceived) short sightedness, I am not going to challenge Malanek in terms of holding the Executor role. In addition, I am looking into passing the reigns of Brave Newbies Incorporated over the next few days, weeks, whatever. I have not confirmed who my successor will be, but you will all know if I elect to go down this path. If I do not find someone suitable, well, it looks like we are all going to have to play nice.
 
Now, I am going to hold Malanek to task for performing under this new capacity. As such, I am keeping 100% of the shares for all BRAVE related entities. BNI, B-BRV, TLOGI, DOJO, U-W0T, BPRIV, and a few more that I know I am forgetting. Malanek will retain full operational control of the alliance, but should he go rogue, I will use the corporate share mechanism to retake control. I do this not to be obstructionist but to preserve the core value of BRAVE until I trust that his intentions are pure for the long term. If Malanek proves to be a focused leader that is beneficial to the Collective, I will then release the majority of those shares to him. Trust, but verify.
 
Lastly, I am dissolving the 501c3 corporation that we created IRL. Lquid Drisseg and Bronopoly will be stripped of the Officer powers, and I have temporarily suspended the donate@bravecollective.com service, as it is tied to my real life financial accounts. Once a new paypal account is established, I will immediately transfer all remaining assets to the new account and then walk away from the rl money mgmt corp. In the near term, the deal with our merchandising needs to be revisited by the new executor, as the current payment disbursement mechanism is no longer an option.
 
To all the newbies in our great Alliance, thank you for letting me be the one to hold this gigantic bag of cats for the past 18 months or so. It’s been a great experience, growing this organization to where we are today. I am not leaving BNI or Brave for that matter, although I am going to use this free time to enjoy not dealing with multiple problems per day.
 
Malanek, I’m here on skype. We should set aside a few hours so I can catch you up on all things Eve, meta, and your new enemies lurking in the shadows.
 
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Tl;dr – this is my official statement. I will not clarify any portion of it.


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Posted 06 April 2015 - 08:52 PM

Basically reads as, even though I was asleep at the wheel, I'm not wrong, and I expect Malanek to dance to my tune.



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Posted 06 April 2015 - 09:02 PM

I'm so glad this wasn't over peacefully, I was starting to think nothing interesting would come of it. 


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Posted 06 April 2015 - 09:11 PM

The next time PL kicks over a sand castle and le reddit asks "why?" We can point them to this amazing clusterfuck as exhibit A. Holy shit this is fun.

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Posted 06 April 2015 - 09:12 PM

the fact they have an IRL company to deal with merch and donations is prolly my fav

 

PL owns trademark on the pl phage and 'minusten' i think

 

ander is the enforcement arm


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Posted 06 April 2015 - 09:12 PM

The next time PL kicks over a sand castle and le reddit asks "why?" We can point them to this amazing clusterfuck as exhibit A. Holy shit this is fun.

 

i think most people would agree that this was comparable fun to killing atlas


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Posted 06 April 2015 - 09:22 PM

it's always fun to kill retards


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Posted 06 April 2015 - 10:05 PM

Lychton did nothing wrong
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Posted 06 April 2015 - 10:28 PM

free Lychton


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Posted 06 April 2015 - 11:32 PM

give lychton power


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#64 Magni

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Posted 07 April 2015 - 02:54 AM

Motherfucker shouldn't have sullied the sacred "Whale and Dine" by throwing food at chillbros and skipping out on his $160 tab, forcing PL to active sleeper agents in Brave leadership to usurp him.

I shave my junk but leave some hair just above it because ladies don't like the all shaved look. A smooth ballsack has woo'd many a woman

I say that about literally everything, and succeed at almost everything I try. I'm sure I'll be fine.

holy shit magni you're literally the boob sorcerer


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Posted 07 April 2015 - 04:04 AM

Wow baboon is actually clamoring to bring him back. Making test look so good.

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Posted 07 April 2015 - 04:16 AM

Lychton did nothing wrong

 

 

free Lychton

 

 

give lychton power

 

just so you know the noobs are up in arms and now want to reverse everything that happened because ~poor lychton~


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Posted 07 April 2015 - 04:19 AM

fuck sticking to a decision


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Posted 07 April 2015 - 04:22 AM

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Posted 07 April 2015 - 04:58 AM

she was just joking XDDDDDD

 

also yeah apparently they want an incompetent idiot who doesn't play the game leading them after all. Good shit.


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Posted 07 April 2015 - 07:01 AM

Some lady doing damage control on a BNI Q&A


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Posted 07 April 2015 - 07:03 AM

I guess this is the lady who said there would be PROSECUTIONS if this got posted?


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Posted 07 April 2015 - 07:04 AM

DaBigRedBoat, noted misogynist, attacks a girl until she's forced to threaten legal action. That's a pretty disgusting move CFC.



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Posted 07 April 2015 - 08:16 AM

just so you know the noobs are up in arms and now want to reverse everything that happened because ~poor lychton~

 

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#74 Magni

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Posted 07 April 2015 - 09:57 AM

Dabigredboat > maybe in your country
Dabigredboat > I live in a free country
Dabigredboat > wow


I shave my junk but leave some hair just above it because ladies don't like the all shaved look. A smooth ballsack has woo'd many a woman

I say that about literally everything, and succeed at almost everything I try. I'm sure I'll be fine.

holy shit magni you're literally the boob sorcerer


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Posted 07 April 2015 - 12:34 PM

so can we talk about the hilarious concept of PL now having two different training corps? 

 

wafles and karmafleet or whatever theyre pretending it is


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Posted 07 April 2015 - 01:07 PM

You sound pretty jealous m9


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#77 Magni

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Posted 07 April 2015 - 01:47 PM

~spooky meta~

I shave my junk but leave some hair just above it because ladies don't like the all shaved look. A smooth ballsack has woo'd many a woman

I say that about literally everything, and succeed at almost everything I try. I'm sure I'll be fine.

holy shit magni you're literally the boob sorcerer


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Posted 07 April 2015 - 01:56 PM

so can we talk about the hilarious concept of PL now having two different training corps? 

 

wafles and karmafleet or whatever theyre pretending it is

 

do you remember what being a newbie was like?


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Posted 07 April 2015 - 04:06 PM

so can we talk about the hilarious concept of PL now having two different training corps?

wafles and karmafleet or whatever theyre pretending it is


We also have Origin.

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Posted 07 April 2015 - 04:32 PM

ayy lmao


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Posted 07 April 2015 - 05:01 PM

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Hey guys I called the evac, blamed Lychton, then handed out pitchforks. This is my coup AMA


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Posted 07 April 2015 - 05:20 PM

the drama continues. will it ever stop!?


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Posted 07 April 2015 - 05:21 PM

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Posted 07 April 2015 - 05:22 PM

so can we talk about the hilarious concept of PL now having two different training corps? 

 

wafles and karmafleet or whatever theyre pretending it is

 

and i thought mcdonald's fries were salty


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Posted 07 April 2015 - 05:49 PM

All PL had to do was stand next to hero for awhile and they up and shit themselves.

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Posted 07 April 2015 - 08:00 PM

THE BRAVE SOUNDTRACK - THE SOUNDTRACK OF A REVOLUTION



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Posted 07 April 2015 - 08:04 PM

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Hey guys I called the evac, blamed Lychton, then handed out pitchforks. This is my coup AMA

 

In case you missed it, Elise broke the radio silence and posted on reddit about our ~secret deal~ with Lychton that guaranteed PL would whiff on all final timers as long as brave didn't abandon the region and showed up to fight.  (A note to fellow phages, he didn't mention any other components of the agreement, so hold yr tongues lest ye break The One Rule.) So what actually happened was that by making the call to evacuate without consulting Lychton, the would-be revolutionaries actually invalidated our agreement and caused the fall of Catch.


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Posted 07 April 2015 - 08:34 PM

With a name like Lunchton how can you expect people not to eat him alive?



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Posted 07 April 2015 - 08:42 PM

With a name like Lunchton how can you expect people not to eat him alive?

 

My tax dollars at work.


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Posted 07 April 2015 - 08:53 PM

thanks rahm thanks chewy


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Posted 07 April 2015 - 11:18 PM

Thou hast it now: king, Catch, Exec, all,
As the Australian woman promised, and, I fear,
Thou play'dst most foully for't: yet it was said
It should not stand in thy posterity,
But that myself should be the root and father
Of many kings. If there come truth from them--
As upon thee, Lquid, their speeches shine--
Why, by the verities on thee made good,
May they not be my oracles as well,
And set me up in hope? But hush! No more.
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Posted 07 April 2015 - 11:44 PM

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Breaking Australian law. God I am so edgy.

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Posted 08 April 2015 - 12:23 AM

stream it on twitch please


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Posted 08 April 2015 - 12:35 AM

strimstrim we need this team


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Posted 08 April 2015 - 01:09 AM

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THE BRAVE SOUNDTRACK - THE SOUNDTRACK OF A REVOLUTION


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Posted 08 April 2015 - 03:35 AM

This thread is now about BNI dying until PLnotPL becomes a notable thing.

 

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Posted 08 April 2015 - 04:25 AM

Brave Collective,
 
I had a very productive meeting with Malanek Askelus, and we are preparing our statements for our change of command ceremony to be held this weekend. This is an amazing time for BNI/BRAVE/HERO, and I encourage you to attend what will likely be a thunderous, debauchery fueled event.
 
In the meantime, There are some management level things that still need to occur in order to seamlessly perform this transition, as well as some challenging scenarios that we both have to address and finalize. I encourage everyone within BRAVE to keep a happy heart, stay classy, and to undock and die repeatedly in the meantime.
 
Remember, that despite the drama on the various forms of media, we are BRAVE. And the nucleus of brave is you, the individual newbie. <3 you all and 7-motherfucking-o.
 
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tl;dr: BNI is recruiting


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Posted 08 April 2015 - 04:29 AM

People who organised coup stating that coup was best thing ever 

 

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