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#1 Don Peyote

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Posted 13 December 2014 - 02:54 AM

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So it's that time of the year again where we hold a popularity contest to condense a year's worth of events into some polls we will then forget all about. This is the first EVE Faggot Awards since Anthony stabbed Kugutsumen.com in the heart like The Mittani did to N3 (so not at all really). The forum I had a bizarre fascination with and I poured my wordsalad into for a good 3 years is gone, but as the preeminent figure of the Kugewish Diaspora that I am it is my duty to lead the flock of G-d's chosen tribe to the Promised Land. This has been an eventful year and although there was a lot of slack in the middle of not really much happening, it was bookended by two periods of huge (you might say titanic even) events and changes.
 
For those of you who don't know, the Faggies was a yearly award ceremony celebrating the greatness - both good and bad - and mediocrity of events in EVE. Open threads are created for each category of award where people can submit their nominations for the given category. At the deadline, all the threads are locked and the individual nominations tallied, with the 5 events that get the most nominations being put into a poll to decide the winner.
 
This year I've culled the list of categories because I'm lazy, so there will only be 7. If people raise enough of an outcry or show enough interest in a specific category I'd be willing to expand them as long as they let me know before nominations go up but truth be told I've forgotten a lot of the categories and many of them only had one or two nominations the last few times anyway. I've also rolled Worst Campaign into Worst Idea as I feel it's a bit superfluous as its own category when there are maybe 3 campaigns a year nowadays.
 
The categories will be as follows :
 
Best Alliance in 2014 - This could be for any reasons, be it skill at the game, accomplishments or entertainment value.
 
Worst Alliance in 2014 - Same reasons as best alliance but obviously a bit more negative
 
Biggest Event in 2014 - Self explanatory. Could be game balance change, game mechanics change, ingame event or even tangential out of game event (like suicidegate or monumentgate (putting gate on the end of things sounds really dumb)).
 
Worst Idea of 2014 - Failed campaign, balance change, whatever. If I had my say CCP Rise would sweep the board in this category every year because of RLML and Drones.

 

The Endie Award for Posting Excellence 2014 - Named for the poster, this award celebrates the "best poster" in all EVE-related media in this year if you believe in ~post quality~. Bloggers, official forums, whatever.

 

Best FC - Self explanatory. The FC who stands above others their dedication, skill or inventiveness.

 

Worst FC - Inverse of the above. The FC who stands above others for their retardation, clumsiness and annoyingness.

 

The Doink9731 Lifetime Achievement Award - I'll think of something special for this.

 

Vinata used to do them after the New Year but I'm an anxious cunt so I always started in December while the memory was still relatively fresh and to avoid confusion for events in early 2015, although it didn't stop idiots from doing it anyway. I also want to avoid pulling a Walter Stine and putting it off until March. Make gay while the bum shines as the saying goes. With that in mind, the schedule will be as follows :

 
Nominations will open from 00:00 GMT on Monday 15th December. They will last for two weeks, with the threads closing at 23:59 GMT on Sunday 28th December.
 
After that, there will be break of a further two weeks for New Year/my exam period. During this period I'll tally up the nominations for each category.
 
Voting will be open from 00:00 GMT on Monday 19th January. They will last for two weeks, with the polls closing at 23:59 GMT on Sunday 1st February.
 
I'll try to announce the results within a week of the completion of the polls.

 

Please post feedback itc and I promise not to read it


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#2 doublestep

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Posted 13 December 2014 - 02:56 AM

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Posted 13 December 2014 - 02:57 AM

i nominate this thread as the worst idea of 2014


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Posted 13 December 2014 - 02:58 AM

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#5 Don Peyote

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Posted 13 December 2014 - 03:00 AM

i nominate this thread as the worst idea of 2014

 

you're the worst person of ever fag


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Posted 13 December 2014 - 04:12 AM

This is great but we might need to outsource to r/eve or something because there's like 8 people who post here. :smith:

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Posted 13 December 2014 - 05:14 AM

sorry i already voted on evenews24s premier best of 2014 polls


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Posted 13 December 2014 - 05:41 AM

I'd like to thank the academy

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Posted 13 December 2014 - 06:44 AM

FUCK YOUR RULES

 

Best Alliance in 2014 - none, they're all shit.

Worst Alliance in 2014 - SMA. They got told to kill one of their own titans after being shown faulty info by GSF, which led to them publishing a whitewashed article claiming all the info they were shown was 100% legit followed by pings from The Mittani claiming the titan pilot was a "spurned director" who was "passed up for promotion" and defected to BL which was climaxed by a sheepishly whitewashed article saying that SMA is truly independent from the GSF commanders and that the guy wasn't actually a BL spy but hey it's ok they're welcoming him back.

Biggest Event in 2014 - "this is eve" trailer and B-R both are big ones. They got a lot of people interested in the game which is good I guess.

Worst Idea of 2014 - CCP Rise's obsession with the Nestor.

The Endie Award for Posting Excellence 2014 - Elise Randolph.

Best FC - Fal1en for leading his people to freedom from the white man.

Worst FC - Blue Ice.

The Doink9731 Lifetime Achievement Award - Anaphylacti, for having a vouch into SNIGG for over a year and never taking it only to fuck off for 4 months unannounced to play GTA V.


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#10 Don Peyote

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Posted 13 December 2014 - 06:55 AM

fuck off fag your vote doesn't count


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Posted 13 December 2014 - 09:07 AM

Best Alliance in 2014 - This could be for any reasons, be it skill at the game, accomplishments or entertainment value.
 
Worst Alliance in 2014 - Same reasons as best alliance but obviously a bit more negative
 
Biggest Event in 2014 - Self explanatory. Could be game balance change, game mechanics change, ingame event or even tangential out of game event (like suicidegate or monumentgate (putting gate on the end of things sounds really dumb)).
 
Worst Idea of 2014 - Failed campaign, balance change, whatever. If I had my say CCP Rise would sweep the board in this category every year because of RLML and Drones.

 

The Endie Award for Posting Excellence 2014 - Named for the poster, this award celebrates the "best poster" in all EVE-related media in this year if you believe in ~post quality~. Bloggers, official forums, whatever.

 

Best FC - Self explanatory. The FC who stands above others their dedication, skill or inventiveness.

 

Worst FC - Inverse of the above. The FC who stands above others for their retardation, clumsiness and annoyingness.

 

The Doink9731 Lifetime Achievement Award - I'll think of something special for this.

 

Same.



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Posted 13 December 2014 - 09:36 AM

This is great but we might need to outsource to r/eve or something because there's like 8 people who post here. :smith:

 

Can I be one of the 8? Like the Fellowship of the Ring? But not one of the Hobbits. 



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Posted 13 December 2014 - 10:28 AM

Can I be one of the 8? Like the Fellowship of the Ring? But not one of the Hobbits. 

 

Why not like one of the Jedi? You seem to be a staunch defender of that shitty franchise as of late.


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Posted 13 December 2014 - 10:47 AM

Why not like one of the Jedi? You seem to be a staunch defender of that shitty franchise as of late.

Bitch you are.



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Posted 13 December 2014 - 02:01 PM

This is great but we might need to outsource to r/eve or something because there's like 8 people who post here. :smith:


We should cross post it though.

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#16 Inquisitor Kitchner

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Posted 13 December 2014 - 03:47 PM

Yeah I think cross posting would work although it would maybe lead to loads of faggots signing up here.

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Posted 13 December 2014 - 04:16 PM

Best Alliance in 2014 - PFR, I mean who really thought they would ever hold sov?

Worst Alliance in 2014 - Any CFC alliance not named Gewns. SMA shit on one of their leaders. Delve residents found out in a SOTG that their space wasn't worth defending(leadership knew, but they hadn't told line members). C02, Bastion, FCON, and Fountain residents try to claim they are strong independent Amarrian women, and don't need no goons before getting repeatedly dumpstered and having to call le daddy.


Biggest Event in 2014 - B-R

Worst Idea of 2014 - The Confessor. It is just kinda average at everything it seems

The Endie Award for Posting Excellence 2014 - Nobody qualifies

Best FC - Dark Razer for keeping PL supers from having to tank until DT.

Worst FC - PK/Hurley



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Posted 13 December 2014 - 04:28 PM

The Doink9731 Lifetime Achievement Award

 

You should generate a bunch of hype over this one and never finish it.



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Posted 13 December 2014 - 04:37 PM

You should generate a bunch of hype over this one and never finish it.

 

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#20 Don Peyote

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Posted 13 December 2014 - 05:10 PM

Keep this shit off reddit and wait for the fucking threads before making more nominations


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Posted 13 December 2014 - 05:26 PM

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#22 Travis Uchonela

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Posted 13 December 2014 - 05:55 PM

Keep this shit off reddit and wait for the fucking threads before making more nominations


I'm putting it on reddit for sure. I just have to learn how to reddit first.

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Posted 13 December 2014 - 07:14 PM

Keep this shit off reddit and wait for the fucking threads before making more nominations


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Posted 13 December 2014 - 07:36 PM

Love the faggies

It's like a trip down memory lane

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Posted 20 December 2014 - 04:24 PM

Yeah I think cross posting would work although it would maybe lead to loads of faggots signing up here.



Do not post this to reddit. Nothing good will come from that.

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Posted 20 December 2014 - 04:36 PM

Do not post this to reddit. Nothing good will come from that.

 

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Posted 20 December 2014 - 04:36 PM

wait, shit, you're right


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#28 Don Peyote

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Posted 22 December 2014 - 09:31 PM

under 1 week left, not sure we'll get many more people taking part in the nominations but we'll still keep to original schedule.

 

i'll probably make the vote a google survey thing and post it around, including to le reddite, but i dont really want an influx of redditrash here hence my reservations about posting the nominations section there :^)

 

also thanks 4 sticky jinxit


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Posted 22 December 2014 - 10:42 PM

that was me nerd but np np give him all the credit


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#30 Don Peyote

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Posted 22 December 2014 - 10:45 PM

thanks for sticky fallen


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Posted 23 December 2014 - 12:59 PM

under 1 week left, not sure we'll get many more people taking part in the nominations but we'll still keep to original schedule.

i'll probably make the vote a google survey thing and post it around, including to le reddite, but i dont really want an influx of redditrash here hence my reservations about posting the nominations section there :^)

also thanks 4 sticky jinxit


Could always treat it like most RL awards where you pick some judges from different alliances to vote on the winner for each category and then have like a "public vote" category for best thing and worst thing in eve.

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Posted 23 December 2014 - 01:37 PM

Could always treat it like most RL awards where you pick some judges from different alliances to vote on the winner for each category and then have like a "public vote" category for best thing and worst thing in eve.


Just like a goonc00n to want a higher authority to make all the decisions for him.

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Posted 23 December 2014 - 02:01 PM

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Posted 30 December 2014 - 02:43 PM

Nominations are over, voting thread will go up on the 19th. I'll just do either some strawpolls or a google poll thing, having multiple threads is kind of redundant.


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Posted 19 January 2015 - 04:08 PM

It's the 19th but I'm really tired

 

the doink disease is infecting me

 

It'll be done though


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Posted 19 January 2015 - 11:14 PM

It begins

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Posted 19 January 2015 - 11:26 PM

the procrastining


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Posted 19 January 2015 - 11:29 PM

i nominate caldari as the most shit tier race


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Posted 19 January 2015 - 11:42 PM

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Posted 21 January 2015 - 10:26 PM

N O T  E V E N  O N C E 


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#41 Travis Uchonela

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Posted 21 January 2015 - 10:50 PM

Gonna get an early start and open p the 2016 nominations in a few. Good luck to you all.

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Posted 20 February 2015 - 08:36 PM

W H O W O N T H E F A G G I E S


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Posted 20 February 2015 - 09:14 PM

they'd have to be over to know...


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Posted 06 June 2015 - 07:56 PM

Congradulations, winners.



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Posted 07 June 2015 - 01:01 AM

alex ur late


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Posted 07 June 2015 - 03:15 AM

like ur mum


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Posted 09 June 2015 - 01:14 PM

boom


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Posted 09 June 2015 - 01:14 PM

gotem

 

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Posted 09 June 2015 - 01:20 PM

hi hello


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