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#50 Daruna

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Posted 03 December 2014 - 05:33 PM

didn't Caligula go insane because he drank tons of high-lead wine

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#51 Daruna

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Posted 03 December 2014 - 05:34 PM

Literally brain damaged from being a wino

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#52 Ingen

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Posted 03 December 2014 - 06:17 PM

I don't think so.  There are tons of badhistory ideas about the Romans and lead.  Some folks go so far as to say that lead poisoning is what caused Rome to fall (it wasn't).  In reality mineral deposits build up inside the lead pipes pretty quick so the lead intake isn't much.  The Romans knew lead was bad for you too.

 

Pretty sure Caligula was just regular crazy.


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#53 bdd

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Posted 03 December 2014 - 08:42 PM

wasn't the horse as a senator thing a joke to show everyone how absurd government was?


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#54 Ingen

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Posted 03 December 2014 - 08:52 PM

Apparently it comes to us from Suetonius and Cassius Dio, not exactly impartial sources.  He planned to make his horse, Incitatus, a consul and did appoint him a priest.


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#55 bdd

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Posted 03 December 2014 - 08:56 PM

avatar press put out a caligula comic a couple of years ago. it was ok. the horse ends up being some immortal demon that talks to caligula and makes him crazy.


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Posted 05 December 2014 - 02:57 AM

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#57 Alex Clomsaver

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Posted 16 December 2014 - 03:09 AM

Check this out, a party in Hokkaido calls itself "support no party" (so the ballot reads "socialist party, democratic party, support no party....") and gets 100,000 votes, more than two other parties. I guess they didn't set any rules about the name of your party...

 

Not a bad post, as a matter of fact, a downright good one. Reposting here because hey, its funny.



#58 larowin

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Posted 01 January 2015 - 12:11 AM

ullerm with the goodposting in the eve thread:

 

I sexually Identify as an suicide Catalyst. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the asteroid belts dropping hot sticky plasma on disgusting miners. People say to me that a person being a destroyer is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install spinning radar, neutron blasters and warp scramblers on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Cattie" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a dessiephobe and need to check your toonie privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.


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#59 Weedlord BonerHitler

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Posted 07 January 2015 - 05:38 PM

EVE Online: came for a space sim, stayed for the posting.



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Posted 07 January 2015 - 05:40 PM

Was 'Cattie' recently in France?


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#61 Alex Clomsaver

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Posted 10 January 2015 - 09:00 PM

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted another "please bring back LF" thread in QC. He's also on probation again with the comment listed as "Stop posting, and stop threadshitting. User loses posting privileges for 1 week." It was for making a shitpost.



#62 AsHenDo

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Posted 10 January 2015 - 09:04 PM

#freeleetcheeseandfranknowaitkeepfrankinjail


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#63 Alex Clomsaver

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Posted 21 May 2015 - 11:52 PM

people watch cartoon pornography and think it is better than live-action. this has to do with the fundamentally dehumanising attitudes people bring to the table when consuming pornography, in which the participants are reduced to commodified objects onto which the viewer can splatter their masturbatory fantasy.



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#64 Daruna

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Posted 22 May 2015 - 05:13 PM

Did cartoon porn even exist in Lenin's time

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#65 Myelinated Neuron Stew

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Posted 22 May 2015 - 05:58 PM

it did why else would he turn himself into a post mortem daimakura?

#66 Alex Clomsaver

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Posted 22 May 2015 - 11:25 PM

Did cartoon porn even exist in Lenin's time

Actually, yes! In the form of "Tijuana Bibles" cartoon porn existed as little flip books of newspaper comic characters fucking or doing other naughty stuff. The most common characters used were Popeye and Olive.



#67 Venetian Tar

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Posted 23 May 2015 - 01:42 PM

I recall seeing one of those Popeye flip books. He consumed vast quantities of spinach and ploughed Olive like I'd never seen before.



#68 larowin

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Posted 03 June 2015 - 04:27 AM

Legit great thread: http://forums.someth...40&pagenumber=3

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Posted 03 June 2015 - 05:15 AM

Another good thread: http://forums.someth...hreadid=3722956


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#70 Alex Clomsaver

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Posted 03 June 2015 - 09:13 PM

That thread sounds interesting but I don't want to read eighteen pages. Just tell me if he was a drug runner or a prostitute frequenter.



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Posted 03 June 2015 - 10:27 PM

It was an ESL teacher with a passion for weed. He had a mini scale (25+ years) so he bolted to Cambodia for a holiday. He lost his laptop and found bonus weed in his stuff after the escape.

Later he says he got a job in Thailand and people ask why he doesn't just move to Colorado and not risk getting arrested in SEA where some of the countries execute drug offenders.
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