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#50 stronke

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Posted 27 September 2014 - 08:57 AM

After Jamie Oliver did that whole special about how mc donalds and burger king etc made there hamburgers and chicken nuggest i vowed to never step in a shitty fast food place ever again.



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Posted 27 September 2014 - 09:15 AM

bubble butts are good but not on old fat women wtf


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Posted 27 September 2014 - 09:27 AM

What, didn't you know that it was the shitty part of the cow/chicken? Don't eat it for health reasons sure, don't eat it for moral reasons ehh, but finding pink paste disgusting is the whiniest of whines.



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Posted 27 September 2014 - 09:37 AM

What, didn't you know that it was the shitty part of the cow/chicken? Don't eat it for health reasons sure, don't eat it for moral reasons ehh, but finding pink paste disgusting is the whiniest of whines.

 

its not even the shittiest part of the cow/chicken, the thing most people do not seem to understand, it is the fucking _left overs_ of the animals wich containts mostly the bones, fat, and other non useable parts.

 

it has nothing to do with the pink paste but nevermind a mongeloid such as your self wont ever get that.



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Posted 27 September 2014 - 08:06 PM

That's a little harsh, Stronke. Go smoke a bowl.



#55 Alex Clomsaver

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Posted 01 October 2014 - 05:01 AM

Three things today.

 

I was feeling great to start the day but was suddenly getting a little dizzy and light headed. Drinking water did not help so I went home early and went to bed. I woke up eventually having cut off the circulation to my arm. It was so bad that I literally could not move it, I picked it up with my other hand and was flopping it around to get the blood circulating again... a pretty painful experience. Then I went back to bed again and had a dream about my future and my past. It really helped me feel good about some things, there are places I no longer dread going to because of it.



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Posted 01 October 2014 - 04:21 PM

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Posted 04 October 2014 - 09:07 AM

It's not like you can feel half of them anyway

#58 Alex Clomsaver

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Posted 13 October 2014 - 01:10 PM

I had a dream where I met Osama bin Laden, had a dream where the old k.com forums were still up, amused myself at work by playing the "which of my coworkers would join a lynch mob if they were white 1950s Mississippians but otherwise had the same personalities and views on life" game. Pro tip: most of them would!



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Posted 13 October 2014 - 01:12 PM

Shit, sorry, that was supposed to be President Obama, don't know how I got them confused. It was actually a nice dream, I was in a stadium and we all filed past the president but when that was done and I was trying to leave I somehow got stuck with him. I was trying to unbolt some of the temporary blocks the secret service had set up so I could get out and he was cool with it, we had about a minute of awkward small talk capped off with him making a Dark Night reference that I had to check with to be sure what it was from.



#60 Alex Clomsaver

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Posted 12 November 2014 - 03:41 AM

How fat does someone have to get before he can just start walking around naked and not giving a damn?



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Posted 12 November 2014 - 05:10 AM

Maybe its not just obesity in play - so are you sure that's the right question?


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#62 Alex Clomsaver

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Posted 18 November 2014 - 02:21 AM

I can't help but feel that if Treyvon Martin had a gun he wouldn't have been shot.



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Posted 11 December 2014 - 12:36 PM

    I was reading Howard Sherman's ballotpedia article and it said "The primary battle between Berman and Brad Sherman made Politico's list of the five ugliest member vs. member battles." Which I misread as "Berman made Politico's list of the five ugliest members."

 

 

Wouldn't be hard to believe though....

 

 

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Posted 13 December 2014 - 10:36 AM

A good Space show.

 



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Posted 14 December 2014 - 05:14 AM

I changed my avatar to better suit me.



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Posted 14 December 2014 - 05:15 AM

Alex and I are top apes around these parts.



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Posted 14 December 2014 - 05:48 AM

looking good aggy-kun


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#68 Alex Clomsaver

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Posted 20 December 2014 - 01:14 AM

Monkey see, monkey do.



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Posted 20 December 2014 - 06:39 AM

Still can't beat the Dropbear!


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Posted 21 December 2014 - 07:38 AM

Tell us your dreams Alex. In short terms, nothing to long.



#71 Alex Clomsaver

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Posted 21 December 2014 - 10:03 PM

Actually I came here today to do just that! I rewatched the latest Dragonball Z movie yesterday (A DBZ movie that is actually good? What a shock!) right before bed and it gave me a weirdly awesome dream. I dreamt that human evolution took an odd (good) course in the future but a rouge faction who disagreed with it were travelling back to the past, killing people and replacing them with evil sleepers who were programmed only to prevent the natural course of events. A bunch of my friends/Dragonball Z characters were killed in this manner but since the doppelgangers were not yet acting strangely I was unsure of what to do or even who I could trust to tell about it. As is often the case in my more sureal dreams I controlled like a video game character in the dream, occasionally having trouble climbing up and down ladders and such when hiding.



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Posted 23 December 2014 - 04:41 AM

Awful run of days recently.

 

On Wednesday I was told to come back a day later to pick up my car as the mechanics had failed to order a part that they should have.

 

On Friday Leadership Conference (think week-long paid vacation/brainwashing session) attendees were announced. I didn't apply for their little group-think get-together but four people did Along with a non-allstar and a decent guy were an utterly sickening couple who spend all day sitting around talking to eachother and sucking up to management. They hog all the easy jobs, beg to be cut early, through around words like "career" to make their promotion hunting sound better than the ten other people with just as much talent as them who also want to spend the rest of their lives working there and are generally just viewed with disdain by most of us.

 

On Saturday I ordered a large drink and was given a medium (listed as such on the reciept so I didn't complain,) which with prices the way they are is akin to paying double for it.

 

On Sunday I hurt my leg and spent a bunch of money on things I did not need.

 

On Monday my internet broke down, my headphones broke, a sewer leaked into my basement, my car made a funny noise, I went to a public park only to find it closed with the portapotties removed, I hurt my lower back and people were wondering why I was pissed off at work.

 

And yet through it all I have remained defiant! A bunch of foremen and managers were shocked I didn't make Leadership, mistakingly thinking I applied, so that was good for my ego. No portapotties in the park gave me a chance to piss on a hill that overlooked both a local town nearby and the whole city of Harrisburg, leaving me with a sense of superiority over my fellow man.


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Posted 24 December 2014 - 11:39 AM

Ur a strong man alex

Good luck with the basement, regular flooding is bad enough not to mention it being shitwater

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Posted 25 December 2014 - 04:17 AM

Went to the (other) mall today and surprisingly shopping on Christmas Eve isn't bad at all. Well, assuming you weren't looking for whatever this year's Cabbage Patch Kids are anyway.



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Posted 27 December 2014 - 07:34 PM

Marry christmas Alex, hope the basement thing will sort it out quicke.



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Posted 27 December 2014 - 07:36 PM

sending you based energy alex


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Posted 27 December 2014 - 11:42 PM

Thanks, I needed it. They have us doing ten hour days from Saturday (aka today) through to New Years Eve. So its like our weekends are on weekdays. They gave us safety shoes for the big move and mine came in literally this morning. Ten hours on them gave me what looks like a nickel-sized blister on my big toe.



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Posted 03 January 2015 - 01:19 AM

What sort of black-hearted organization would force employee's to give up their weekends without overtime pay on Christmas?

 

What sort of grotesque monsters would they get to manage that organization?



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Posted 03 January 2015 - 01:20 AM

I had fun working ten hours today, and will have fun working ten hours tommorrow. And probably the day after that as well. Then the normal workweek begins!



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Posted 03 January 2015 - 01:22 AM

We were promised "no noticable differences" but that was a god damn lie.


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Posted 03 January 2015 - 01:25 AM

Blip blop work sucks.


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Posted 03 January 2015 - 02:14 AM

Alternate descriptions of my current jobsite:

 

Sixty Pricks and No Urinal

Ten Days Old and Already Dirty

Same Shit Different Box

The Bridge to No-Career

Jerk in a Box

The Tire Mire

The Weak Ender

 

Sorry, some of these only make sense if you know where I actually work.

 

edit: Haha just kidding deleted them all.


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#83 Alex Clomsaver

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Posted 03 January 2015 - 02:16 AM

edit: More deleted bitching about a certain someone.


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Posted 03 January 2015 - 02:46 AM

And if you think I'm bitter now just wait to you see what I have to say tommorrow after spending a whole Saturday there doing mindless busywork.



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Posted 04 January 2015 - 12:10 PM

I know all about SHITTY JOBS

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Posted 04 January 2015 - 03:38 PM

Saturday update: was sent home early for "putting out a negative vibe." I guess I forgot to smile...



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Posted 05 January 2015 - 03:26 AM

Sunday update: Everyone worked half shifts (5 hours) so I spent my Sunday evening standing around doing about 50% of my normal work output because another part of the pipeline was backed up.



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Posted 05 January 2015 - 08:36 AM

man that sounds like a totally fucked up Christmas/New Years for you - sorry to hear it Alex.

 

At least things should get better from here.


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Posted 06 January 2015 - 05:39 AM

First day back to regular work (though obviously its the real equivilent of a Thursday, due to the stuff done on Fri-Sun) and I put in 10 and a half hours, plus my two hours of driving. Can't wait to do it again tommorrow!



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Posted 06 January 2015 - 03:39 PM

Off (Awf) to work. My hour long morning commute will be livened up by multiple inches of snow and is sure to be extra fun. Also my car's engine doesn't like cold weather and was making funny noises on the way home last night.



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Posted 12 January 2015 - 01:29 AM

Ugh, why do the Assassin's Creed games all have such shitty, awful controls. Shouldn't Ubisoft actually give a damn about its premiere series?



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Posted 13 January 2015 - 12:32 PM

Confirming Ubisoft is the new CCP.


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Posted 13 January 2015 - 12:59 PM

ACU actually made me "physically mad". It is super shit. The only thing fun about is running over the rooftops. Everything else is just bad.

 

Will buy the London Game for super cheap in some shitty steam sale or whatever, not ever paying full price for a AC game again.

 

Am looking forward to AC:Rogue though, considering it has Black Flag Mechanics its probably going to be fairly fun.



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Posted 13 January 2015 - 01:47 PM

don't buy ubisoft or ea products

 

if you absolutely must play their shit, pirate it


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Posted 13 January 2015 - 02:48 PM

don't buy ubisoft or ea products

 

if you absolutely must play their shit, pirate it

Have now learned this lesson

 

I'll buy Rogue at some point when its cheap, but the rest will get the five finger discount from now on.

 

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Except Jeff will probably ping for BF Hardline at some point and I'll get weak again



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Posted 14 January 2015 - 01:11 AM

I was actually talking about Revelations! Glad to know that it was only downhill from there.



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Posted 14 January 2015 - 03:12 AM

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I was browsing a sexy fetish webcomic and I literally came across an example of this with Je suis Charlie. Laughed my ass off.



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Posted 14 January 2015 - 04:06 AM

holy shit that's so good


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