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#1 AsHenDo

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Posted 17 July 2014 - 05:44 PM

Talk about current events and the coming Apocalypse here.

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Posted 17 July 2014 - 05:47 PM

BREAKING NEWS: FBI WARN THAT SELF-DRIVING CARS COULD BE 'DANGEROUS'. MORE AT 11.

 

Someone shot down a Malaysian Airlines plane killing 240+ people, everyone that's probably involved denies it.

 

Shit's on fire in Gaza



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Posted 17 July 2014 - 05:48 PM

The Verge: Russian malware infiltrated the Nasdaq stock exchange, says Businessweek. http://google.com/ne...d/s/CBIwjPqsvho

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Posted 17 July 2014 - 05:51 PM

I'd love it if people could post the best parts of the news instead of death and destruction. The world is shitty and I like to think it doesn't exist.



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Posted 17 July 2014 - 05:52 PM

i think there is a subreddit for that if you actually want to visit reddit


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Posted 17 July 2014 - 05:52 PM

Thanks but no thanks!



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Posted 17 July 2014 - 05:54 PM

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Posted 17 July 2014 - 05:56 PM

Guys please, not Gaza, but Palestine, ok?

Thank you for your support
 

 

 

FREE PALESTINE



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Posted 17 July 2014 - 05:57 PM

WITH EVERY PURCHASE OF OIL FROM IRAN, IRAQ OR ANYWHERE ELSE THAT SELLS OIL



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Posted 17 July 2014 - 05:59 PM

I am really liking all the pro / anti Israel posts on FB right now. Either pictures of dead bodies "These kids only wanted to play on the Gaza strip" or my crazy fundamental christian friends linking fox news (and worse) about how many rockets Israel *hasn't * fired.

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#11 Madz Negro

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Posted 17 July 2014 - 06:00 PM

The tag is NESW but a lot of us make that mistake


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#12 AsHenDo

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Posted 17 July 2014 - 06:01 PM

I was tempted Madz, I was tempted

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Posted 17 July 2014 - 09:20 PM

The fact that the plane got hit by a surface to air missile while cruising at 33,000 feet is fucking terrifying. 


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Posted 17 July 2014 - 09:24 PM

" 19:00: A tweet (in Russian) from a key Twitter account used by pro-Russian separatists, in which they claim to have captured a Buk surface-to-air missile system, has now been deleted, BBC Monitoring observes. Ukrainians say the Malaysian plane could have been downed with a Buk, but pro-Russian rebels have now denied they have it. "


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Posted 17 July 2014 - 11:14 PM

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#16 AsHenDo

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 12:34 AM

Actually it was a PLO rocket that hit the plane. And the plane was covertly carrying 20 tons of matzo balls.

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 01:56 AM

http://www.washingto...src=al_national


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Posted 18 July 2014 - 01:56 AM

fucking lel


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Posted 18 July 2014 - 02:23 AM

Australian Foreign Minister Julie Bishop said “a number of passengers” were traveling to the 20th annual International AIDS Conference in Melbourne beginning Sunday, and some of the world’s foremost researchers were believed to have been on the flight.

 

RIP ZULU



#20 AsHenDo

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 04:06 PM

The Verge: Benedict Cumberbatch stars as Alan Turing in first trailer for 'The Imitation Game' http://google.com/ne...d/s/CBIwmPibpB8

Code Talkers: The Fabulous Days

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#21 AsHenDo

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Posted 21 July 2014 - 08:22 PM

Jezebel: The Tragic Tale of the Blind Date Dick Pic. http://google.com/ne...d/s/CBIw1qnAvxo
How soon is too soon for dic pics???

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Posted 15 August 2014 - 06:51 PM

Guys please, not Gaza, but Palestine, ok?

 

this needed a bump for fact-related reasons


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#23 AsHenDo

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Posted 30 October 2014 - 06:42 PM

The Guardian: Michael Bay to direct drama about killing of US ambassador in Benghazi. http://google.com/ne...d/s/CBIw-4bW2xo

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#24 AsHenDo

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Posted 30 October 2014 - 06:42 PM

GEWNS FINALLY GET THEIR HOLLYWOOD DEBUT

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Posted 30 October 2014 - 07:09 PM

Michael.  Bay.


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Posted 30 October 2014 - 07:10 PM

Making a political action movie and not hiring Paul Verhoeven.  Yeah okay.


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#27 leetcheese

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Posted 30 October 2014 - 07:17 PM

wonder who will play vile rat


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Posted 30 October 2014 - 07:30 PM

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#29 AsHenDo

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Posted 30 October 2014 - 07:32 PM

At least you know the explosions will be good.

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#30 Talbrys Narentyr

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Posted 31 October 2014 - 12:35 AM

How can this even be a thing?  I mean everybody dies.   :smith:

 

edit: well, everyone that would be the reason for this movie


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#31 AsHenDo

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Posted 31 October 2014 - 04:27 AM


Michael. Bay.


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#32 Inquisitor Kitchner

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Posted 31 October 2014 - 12:10 PM

How can this even be a thing? I mean everybody dies. :smith:

edit: well, everyone that would be the reason for this movie


Im looking forward to see how they manage to shoe horn in a totally fictional romance into this true story to keep the audience interested.

I reckon that The Mittani will be VR's female love interest due to artistic licence.

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#33 Badass

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Posted 31 October 2014 - 12:30 PM

Reminds me of that movie Green Zone


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Posted 31 October 2014 - 12:32 PM

In the news today: I tried to fart and almost shit my pants but I made it to the toilet in time. Sources say the shit was real wet and loose.


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#35 Talbrys Narentyr

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Posted 31 October 2014 - 07:39 PM

It has NOT been a good week for the private space industry:

 

http://www.nbcnews.c...injured-n238376

 

 

 

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Posted 10 November 2014 - 09:58 PM

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Posted 25 December 2014 - 10:05 PM

interesting turn in the sony story 

http://www.hngn.com/...-inside-job.htm

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#38 AsHenDo

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Posted 07 January 2015 - 05:35 AM

Re/code: CES Snapshot: After Gamergate, Intel to Invest $300 Million in Workplace Diversity. http://google.com/ne...d/s/CBIw7aLJziA

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#39 AsHenDo

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Posted 07 January 2015 - 05:36 AM

The communists win again

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Posted 15 January 2015 - 07:01 PM

So today a bunch of people in Boston cemented themselves inside barrels and sat on the interstate.

 

http://www.dailydot....y-boston/?fb=dd


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Posted 15 January 2015 - 07:06 PM

I like how it's almost all white people at a #BlackLivesMatter protest


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Posted 15 January 2015 - 07:06 PM

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jesus it's all white people. Would've been better if they stayed on tumblr


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Posted 15 January 2015 - 07:35 PM

Only black lives matter, so the drivers should have just run over all these white folk.



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Posted 15 January 2015 - 07:37 PM

lol what is WRONG with you white people


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Posted 15 January 2015 - 07:38 PM

we have so much privilege we have to feel offended for other people


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#46 AsHenDo

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Posted 15 January 2015 - 07:39 PM


we have so much privilege we have to feel offended for other people

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Posted 15 January 2015 - 07:43 PM

Remember when we had a lengthy discussion about whether badass was white or not?


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#48 Badass

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Posted 15 January 2015 - 08:03 PM

I think the answer comes out to: Sorta


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Posted 25 January 2015 - 12:40 AM

Already, KidZania had fallen afoul of local sensibilities: a festival of “Scary Fun,” planned for late October, was hastily cancelled after there were protests on social media that KidZania was promoting Halloween, which observant Muslims do not celebrate. (An earlier social-media protest, indicting the park for immorality on the ground that its name included the Arabic word zania, which means “adulteress,” had been quietly ignored.)

 

I'm sure Mohammed would approve of kid zanias.




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