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#99 leetcheese

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Posted 06 January 2014 - 10:40 PM

preserving this here

 

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Posted 06 January 2014 - 10:56 PM

Outstanding.


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#101 ELA Riald

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Posted 06 January 2014 - 10:59 PM

Sniper
 
I miss Te
 
Also

I will post lovelocke's quitting eve post later. Its not as funny.

OP pls


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#102 larowin

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Posted 06 January 2014 - 11:16 PM

Fucking Te just won the Eve metagame with that post.


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Posted 07 January 2014 - 12:01 AM

Te T is amazing in all ways.

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Posted 07 January 2014 - 12:15 AM

That post.  Dayum.


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Posted 07 January 2014 - 12:16 AM

Also fuck Baki.  Those dreads should've been mine.


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Posted 07 January 2014 - 06:12 PM

RIP lovelocke.

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My time has come

Hi guys

I've not made a post for a while. I know some of you have been wondering what's going on with your beloved leader, and I've finally made a decision.

I will be quitting EVE.

It has been a difficult decision, and I'll be honest with you; I just don't enjoy EVE anymore.

I love ENL-I, I love our community, but the actual EVE game itself I have come to find incredibly boring. I haven't done much in game for over a year, spending the majority of my time herding you bunch of retards around nullsec. A bit over a month ago I was finding myself not logging into EVE and finding other things to do, and figured I was just on a down point, so I took an official break from EVE.

This was what pretty much killed my interest. I began to play other games, including Rift, and I came to realise just how tedious the actual EVE game is, and how for somebody like me with not a lot of time on my hands it's difficult to play. PvP in EVE can be absolutely amazing; unfortunately it is 99% sitting on titans/sitting on gates/hunting round/docking back up. In comparison, in Rift I click "join Warfront", and less than 60 seconds later I'm in a 15v15 match, which is usually over in less than 10 minutes and results in dozens of kills. Or I join the hourly Conquest, which is 20v20v20, and has some of the most insane PvP action I have ever seen. Imagine 3 factions all meeting and just going ballistic, then doing it again, and again, and again... In 1 hour I can clock up several hundred kills.

Then I can slap Rift on my laptop and do the Pve on it while I catch up on my shows and movies, chillaxing.

PvE in Rift is actually very enjoyable, and you actually get to see the stuff you're killing, rather than watching red crosses.

Sorry to sound like I'm hating on EVE, I know you're all still playing and enjoying it. My love affair with it has sadly ended.


This is not Goodbye

I am not leaving ENL-I, only EVE. I intend to remain an integral part of our community, and hopefully expand into other games. I would like to start my own Rift guild, and of course expand into Elder Scrolls Online.

I will be keeping the ENL-I.com domain in my name, and all the hosting - please remember, if you have a spare few quid, drop a donation to my paypal. I will continue to pay for the hosting etc.

So, who's the daddy now?

Alessadra.

There are lots of great people in ENL-I, and it's certainly not an easy decision to make. But Alessadra has a lot of qualities which are needed to be CEO, one of which is the ability to kick peoples arses. Ally is a great leader, and she has done a great job at leading ENL-I in my absence.

I know things have been tough during this past month, with everyone not knowing what was happening. Now is the time to rally behind your new leader, to suckle on her teets of wisdom, and to start clicking those fucking paplinks or else we'll be purged from paplinkswarm.


So, that's it?

I do feel sad guys. I've spent 3 years in EVE, and the majority of that has been leading ENL-I. I've put a lot of time and effort into the game, but I have to accept the fact that I am becoming more and more disgruntled and I would ultimately degrade as a leader and your game time would suffer as a result. If I have one strength, it's the ability to be a good judge of character, and I know my own character right now is on the brink of plummeting into madness - or, with less hyperbole, means I'm not giving as much of a shit anymore.

This is the right choice to make, and I know I am leaving the corp in good hands.

And, of course, I'm not leaving ENL-I...

Xmas party anyone? I'll be attending... naked...

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#107 Vellamo

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Posted 07 January 2014 - 06:18 PM

I can't play RIFT anymore

 

Thanks for the post Travis


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#108 Travis Uchonela

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Posted 07 January 2014 - 06:19 PM

ENL-I second in command (and mining enthusiast) explains Omega Fleet.

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This is my own opinion here, no inside knowledge of what plans are.

We are fighting an enemy who has historically depended heavily on capitals. When things escalate they bring in super carriers and titans.

The other night when we went to snap the jump bridge that Nulli uses to cross regions into Scalding Pass they seemed to be ready to jump in on our fleet with capitals as they have in the past. Until they couldn't because of the new mobile cyno jammer that was dropped and protected by multiple fleets of sub caps. They attempted to bomb the jammer off the field to no avail. They don't have huge numbers of people to fly subcaps to come fight us to get rid of the jammer to allow caps to come in so they lost the system and the very important jump bridge link.

The mobile jammer is a bit of a game changer in certain circumstances. But where I believe the CFC is going with dreads is that supers and titans can not dock, and no docking means no insurance. Our dreads are insurable, and therefore more disposable. We may appear to lose the isk war when dozens of dreads lay destroyed on the field, but they were insured and the rest the alliance will cover. Each titan and super that goes down is a complete isk loss.

Once our dreads arrived the other night that titan went down quickly. Then they brought more titans, and more supers, and more carriers. Had it not been 2am in the morning we may have killed a second titan as it was nearly into structure when they saved it. A mobile jammer deployed at the very start may have changed things significantly as well, if there were enough sub caps to protect it, most likely it would have died but maybe not.

So if you have some other type of dread I suspect there will be plenty of opportunities to suicide it into more titans and supers while you cross train.


TL;DR GOONS ARE FIELDING DREADS BECAUSE THEY ARE INSURABLE AND TITANS AREN'T. ALSO THERE IS NO COUNTER TO MOBILE JAMMERS.

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Posted 07 January 2014 - 08:31 PM

And here I thought I was the one that was functionally retarded regarding capitals.

I should app to be ENL's new Cap FC.

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Posted 07 January 2014 - 08:43 PM

And here I thought I was the one that was functionally retarded regarding capitals.

I should app to be ENL's new Cap FC.


They would probably let you. They did get a second super pilot, at least. Now they have an Aeon AND a Nyx. (In a 500 dude corp).

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Posted 07 January 2014 - 10:05 PM

They would probably let you. They did get a second super pilot, at least. Now they have an Aeon AND a Nyx. (In a 500 dude corp).

If they buy me an Archon skillbook (and an Archon) I am at their disposal.

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#112 bdd

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Posted 07 January 2014 - 10:08 PM

i'll go wherever someone buys me an archon and the skillbook even back to TEST


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Posted 07 January 2014 - 11:36 PM

If they buy me an Archon skillbook (and an Archon) I am at their disposal.

 

i will buy you an archon and skillbook if u stream urself using it while wearing a cute outfit


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Posted 07 January 2014 - 11:56 PM

i will buy you an archon and skillbook if u stream urself using it while wearing a cute outfit

Last Exile cosplay incoming, eat your heart out Darius J.

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Posted 07 January 2014 - 11:58 PM

i'll go wherever someone buys me an archon and the skillbook even back to TEST

If I was rich I'd pay the 2 bil to have you baby

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#116 Travis Uchonela

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 06:09 PM

ENL-I is doing carrier subsidies actually.

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Posted 08 January 2014 - 06:53 PM

i'll go wherever someone buys me an archon and the skillbook even back to TEST

 

B-but TEST has switched to Chimeras


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Posted 16 January 2014 - 09:43 PM

Small Dog, Big Fight
From:Alric Rosenthal
To:Against ALL Authorities
Date:2014-01-16 18:55:00

"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog." General Dwight Eisenhower

When push comes to shove we have gained more ground than we have lost. We have won every single decisive sub-capital engagement up to this point. Believe it when I say it takes far more skill to effectively fly a sub-capital than it does to sit in on the carrier blob our enemy has resorted to. Our pilots and our fleet commanders have more skill, you our line members have more skill, common sense and intelligence than their fleet commanders. Do not think for a moment that skill points has any relation to pilot skill, intelligence, or determination.

We will not lose this war. Our house, our home, the system we stage out of and our logistics network are under constant attack. The enemy knows they can not succeed at taking the system with -A- standing strong with her allies. They seek to demoralize us by breaking our windows every night. The fight is here because we are the smallest dog on our side of the fence. They seek to break us. Do not let them break you. The enemy seeks to kill our fighting spirit. Do not let your determination waver.

You, the line members are the most important members of this alliance. Do not think for a second that the leadership could do this without you. A fleet commander is nothing without pilots to lead. Corporate or alliance leader are nothing without the members that support them. If you want to win this war, if you wish to stand with me and many others under the alliance flag at the time of victory, stand, log in, and re-join the fight. Let your leadership know what you must have to continue this fight and stand. Let us push these fuckers out of our space and back into theirs.

God Forgives... -A- Does Not!
-A- Re-join the fight!

Those of you that can fly a bomber or other covert operations vessel should contact Sk3letor or I as we will slowly be building up to take the fight to the enemy and we need more hands on deck.

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The average -A- pilot has more skill and intelligence than every PL FC. Good info right there.

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Posted 16 January 2014 - 11:25 PM

>eisenhower quote

 

What an amazing start.


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#120 Richter Belmont

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 01:56 AM

kek


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[18:22:55] leetcheese: im sure there's a gril out there that will tie you up and listen to trance with you

[23:24:58] Livonian: this is what zulu has become
[23:25:08] Livonian: a wasteland of unironic edgy atheists

[23:25:16] Livonian: and thin skinned 4channers crying about kicks


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Posted 17 January 2014 - 03:44 AM

You know the west has won when a Russian alliance is quoting Eisenhower. 


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Posted 17 January 2014 - 06:07 AM

You know the west has won when a Russian alliance is quoting Eisenhower.


It is more catchy then his Russian contemporaries.

"Shoot all those pigs."

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 12:32 PM

Someday I would like someone to explain to me how orbiting & hitting F1 more skill intensive than orbiting & assigning drones.

 

Sorry, I mean grrrrr slowcats.


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Posted 17 January 2014 - 02:53 PM

thorn are joining CO2

 

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 03:10 PM

thorn are joining CO2

#zululeaks


That is awesome. Shit tier alliance accepts shit tier corp.

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Posted 17 January 2014 - 03:23 PM

Someday I would like someone to explain to me how orbiting & hitting F1 more skill intensive than orbiting & assigning drones.

 

Sorry, I mean grrrrr slowcats.

 

Dude, have you looked at your F1 key lately?  It's like right next to some other keys.  And with all the Cheetos dust ground permanently into pseudo-cement, it takes real skill to hit F1 and only F1. 


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#127 Magni

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Posted 18 January 2014 - 02:29 PM

Break break I hit F2, what do FC? Pls respond.

I shave my junk but leave some hair just above it because ladies don't like the all shaved look. A smooth ballsack has woo'd many a woman

I say that about literally everything, and succeed at almost everything I try. I'm sure I'll be fine.

holy shit magni you're literally the boob sorcerer


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Posted 16 April 2014 - 06:45 PM

So apparenly there was some drama in testcursions about something something something jew.

 

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After I read logs I decided to poke around in their jabber channel, I was not welcome ((

 

(11:40:03 AM) Dante Tsaronis: koahi: do you have something to contribute? because "hi" and "lololdrama, I wanna see!" are not the same. I've already kicked unrealblight from the group for the leaks that you saw.
(11:40:53 AM) koahi: what is the correct protocol for greeting another person
(11:40:55 AM) koahi: apparenly
(11:40:57 AM) koahi: hi is no go here
(11:41:13 AM) Dante Tsaronis:
(2014-04-16 13:52:00) koahi: HI HEARD THERE WAS DRAMA
(11:41:17 AM) Dante Tsaronis: this is not it
(11:41:25 AM) koahi: HELLO I HEARD THER WAS DRAMA?
(11:41:29 AM) koahi: SALUTATIONS?
(11:41:30 AM) Dante Tsaronis: bye.
(11:41:34 AM) You have been kicked: (No reason)

 

zulu points please.


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Posted 16 April 2014 - 07:24 PM

top kek


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#130 leetcheese

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Posted 16 April 2014 - 08:19 PM

stay golden koahi


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Posted 16 April 2014 - 08:32 PM

KOAHIncursions

 

The time is ripe.


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Posted 16 April 2014 - 09:03 PM

KOAHIncursions

 

The time is ripe.

 

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 02:44 AM

Testcursions is very serious business, you get to sit in the channel for hours and listen to a southern man rail on about black people while farming up your space bux. Having people pot stirring might make others realize how awesome it is and come along, perhaps even on unaffiliated characters stuffed full with covert cynos and friends.


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Posted 17 April 2014 - 05:29 PM

Wow that was aids. Test still doing test. Pretty impressed with just how many niggers I've never heard of came at dhd and te when they objected to a razor guy leaving a farming alt in test. Lol.

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Posted 16 June 2014 - 03:49 AM

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Boy its been a while since on of these!


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#136 Richter Belmont

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Posted 16 June 2014 - 12:10 PM

lol reddit


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[18:22:55] leetcheese: im sure there's a gril out there that will tie you up and listen to trance with you

[23:24:58] Livonian: this is what zulu has become
[23:25:08] Livonian: a wasteland of unironic edgy atheists

[23:25:16] Livonian: and thin skinned 4channers crying about kicks


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Posted 16 June 2014 - 02:00 PM

lol eve


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#138 leetcheese

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Posted 16 June 2014 - 02:02 PM

lol test


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#139 Inquisitor Kitchner

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Posted 16 June 2014 - 04:30 PM

Here's one form the vaults, it's Test's head diplomat during the run up to the HBC/CFC stand off when EXE was blue still:

 

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Posted 16 June 2014 - 04:30 PM

Super subtle


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#141 Travis Uchonela

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Posted 27 June 2014 - 06:25 PM

I just noticed viktor was in Nulli now.

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#142 Madz Negro

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 03:10 PM

https://docs.google....drive_web#gid=0

 

Thanks longcat


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Posted 22 July 2014 - 03:15 PM

top notch leak



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Posted 06 August 2014 - 03:10 AM

holding


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Posted 08 December 2014 - 04:14 AM

http://puu.sh/d4yjv/a2da0757d0.txt


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Posted 08 December 2014 - 04:19 AM

nsfw by the way


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Posted 08 December 2014 - 04:34 AM

I see you bolded the funny parts

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