Highly Trained Zulu Operatives
While you're hunting for tents, I will tell you of the glorious history of Zulu leaks. #ZULULEAKS has always been and always will be. In the long, long ago even before Zulu Squad coalesced into a tangible being #ZULULEAKS was there. When TheMittani was just an irrelevant hair gelled sycophant #ZULULEAKS was there. When WikiLeaks was just a fart in the wind #ZULULEAKS was there. When Nixon got got #ZULULEAKS was there. When, in 1848, The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo was leaked to the press and caused scandal in the United States Senate #ZULULEAKS was there.
Now we're going public. In the age of Personal Computers, the World Wide Web, and mechanical staplers we've found it's easier to operate in broad daylight then the shadows of the underworld we've grown so accustomed to.
Famous Zulu Leaks
You didn't get the point in the abbreviated history above if you didn't realize #ZULULEAKS is behind every leak known to man.
Fameous Zulu Leakers
In death, a member of #ZULULEAKS has a name, his name is xXAnimeBlaze420Xx.
How Do I Become One?
If you ladies leave my thread, if you survive training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of Zulu praying for leaks. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved #ZULULEAKS.
Alternatively, send me a forum PM, a ping on IRC, or Eve Mail with a screen cap or other wizardry.
What Are You Looking For?
Hypocrisy, inane statements, and comedy geld.
Will I Get PAID?
*To qualify for payment you must submit 100% certifiable comedy geld. Imitators will be shot on sight.