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#1 Doink9731

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Posted 14 November 2013 - 05:54 PM

#ZULULEAKS

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Highly Trained Zulu Operatives

 

 

Tent HUNT! 

While you're hunting for tents, I will tell you of the glorious history of Zulu leaks. #ZULULEAKS has always been and always will be. In the long, long ago even before Zulu Squad coalesced into a tangible being #ZULULEAKS was there. When TheMittani was just an irrelevant hair gelled sycophant #ZULULEAKS was there. When WikiLeaks was just a fart in the wind #ZULULEAKS was there. When Nixon got got #ZULULEAKS was there. When, in 1848, The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo was leaked to the press and caused scandal in the United States Senate #ZULULEAKS was there. 

 

Now we're going public. In the age of Personal Computers, the World Wide Web, and mechanical staplers we've found it's easier to operate in broad daylight then the shadows of the underworld we've grown so accustomed to. 

 

Famous Zulu Leaks

You didn't get the point in the abbreviated history above if you didn't realize #ZULULEAKS is behind every leak known to man.

 

Fameous Zulu Leakers

In death, a member of #ZULULEAKS has a name, his name is xXAnimeBlaze420Xx.

 

How Do I Become One?

If you ladies leave my thread, if you survive training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of Zulu praying for leaks. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved #ZULULEAKS.

 

Alternatively, send me a forum PM, a ping on IRC, or Eve Mail with a screen cap or other wizardry.

 

What Are You Looking For?

Hypocrisy, inane statements, and comedy geld.

 

Will I Get PAID?

Sure* 

 

 

*To qualify for payment you must submit 100% certifiable comedy geld. Imitators will be shot on sight.



#2 Daruna

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Posted 14 November 2013 - 06:01 PM

nooooooope

 

also i already did this


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Posted 14 November 2013 - 06:02 PM

nooooooope

 

also i already did this

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#4 Doink9731

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Posted 14 November 2013 - 06:02 PM

Where?



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Posted 14 November 2013 - 06:03 PM

http://forums.zulusq...m-leaks-thread/


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#6 Doink9731

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Posted 14 November 2013 - 06:05 PM

Okay, but I seem to recall having a number of spies from Test who would pass me logs during the "Great Diapering". This preceded your efforts. Therefore, I win.

 

Faggot.

 

Also, my OP is going to be zany :^)



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Posted 14 November 2013 - 06:16 PM

GO FOR IT DOINK I BELIEVE!!!!!!!!


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Posted 14 November 2013 - 06:18 PM

I love it when ben gets bored


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#9 leetcheese

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Posted 14 November 2013 - 07:35 PM

I love it when ben gets bored

 

so...all the time?


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Posted 14 November 2013 - 07:37 PM

vodka and diet coke


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Posted 14 November 2013 - 07:43 PM

so...all the time?

 

Yeah but shit like this is a step beyond regular boredom.


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Posted 14 November 2013 - 07:48 PM

doink are you ok


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#13 leetcheese

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Posted 14 November 2013 - 07:57 PM

are you okay

are you okay annie


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Posted 14 November 2013 - 08:27 PM

hey what's happenin in this thread



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Posted 14 November 2013 - 08:33 PM

hi blawrf


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Posted 14 November 2013 - 08:45 PM

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#17 Badass

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Posted 14 November 2013 - 08:51 PM

Genesis has a r8 vid


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#18 Doink9731

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Posted 14 November 2013 - 09:06 PM

Updated OP.



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Posted 14 November 2013 - 09:09 PM

Will I Get PAID?

Sure.

 

when do I get paid for the chainsmoking thread


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#20 Doink9731

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Posted 14 November 2013 - 09:17 PM

Updated again.



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Posted 14 November 2013 - 09:44 PM

 "Great Diapering".

what


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#22 Doink9731

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Posted 14 November 2013 - 09:45 PM

I forgot what we were calling the exodus from Test. Was it the exodus or the great diapering?



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Posted 14 November 2013 - 09:52 PM

100% certifiable comedy geld

 

when do I get paid for the chainsmoking thread


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Posted 14 November 2013 - 10:19 PM

http://tinyurl.com/zululeaks


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#25 Kazanir

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Posted 14 November 2013 - 10:19 PM

Hi I leaked a thing once but now I can't remember what it was. It was funny though.



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Posted 14 November 2013 - 10:24 PM

I forgot what we were calling the exodus from Test. Was it the exodus or the great diapering?

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Posted 15 November 2013 - 01:38 AM

One day TEST will relevant enough to leak things that have the possibility of being amusing. Until then, I wait.

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Posted 15 November 2013 - 05:38 AM

One day TEST will relevant enough to leak things that have the possibility of being amusing. Until then, I wait.

Ill rip your head off and shit down your neck.


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 08:30 AM

If you are reading this you will be spooked by a skeleton. Post this to 5 threads to get unspooked.


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#30 Doink9731

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Posted 15 November 2013 - 08:38 AM

FIRST #ZULULEAK since the re-imagining. 

 

I'm not really sure where this came from as I can't actually find it on EMP forums with my EMP alt, but EMP is killing Jews. I did Nazi this coming. I'll go punish myself for that one. 

 

Either way, good on EMP for separating the wheat from the chaff. Also, EMP has a a #ZULULEAK :^)

 

Posted by Emperor Salazar
 
tl;dr If you are a non-contributing member of this alliance content to sit in Cobalt Edge for the sole purpose of making yourself isk and padding your wallet, I advise you to either deploy and start contributing, or find a new home.
 
Let me start by saying that those of us in leadership are quite proud with what this alliance has accomplished in the past few months. We secured a new home, expanded the alliance, welcoming in new and old friends, have restructured almost every element of the alliance and have otherwise been successful beyond anything we expected at this point. We salute all of you that show up regularly to fleets. I know the Cobalt Edge grind sucked, all grinding sucks. But you guys put up with it and helped us secure our home. A few weeks ago we had to do an impromptu station grind in US TZ on a fucking Sunday and you guys showed up in fantastic numbers. And now we are deployed (mandatory, I remind you). The first major timer, we needed to make an overflow fleet after only about 20 minutes of forming up. That shit is impressive. Fine work.
 
Oh yeah, we also provided dictors and hictors aplenty as well as a sexy Brutix support fleet to help maximize the raping of the Black Legion supercarrier fleet.
 
Fine work indeed.
 
With all of this said, there will always be a few bad apples. As I write this, I am looking at no less than 4 ratting carriers in Cobalt Edge piloted by players who have seemingly contributed nothing to this alliance. This is simply unacceptable.
 
This is first and foremost a null sec pvp alliance. As Phreeze stated recently in a Fleet Command post:
 
This alliance exists solely to get large scale 0.0 battles. There is no other agenda, there is no other purpose.
 
If you are here for the sole purpose of making isk, you have joined the wrong alliance. I would advise that you either start contributing or pack your bags. Join a renter alliance/corporation if that is better fitting for your play style.
 
Why am I telling you this?
 
Starting this Saturday, 00:00 Eve TIme, the Safari in Cobalt Edge will open. If you fit the description above, you will be hunted. You will be killed. I have tasked a handful of trusted individuals to help me in this endeavor. Consider this your warning.
 
Now, I know some of you will be worried that your alts may be targeted. Having alts to rat with is totally cool. We all need to make isk to continue pvping. A small portion of the FC team just recently returned from farming in WH space. Hell, even the alliance has to rat sometimes (Phreeze is actively running an hour of level 4 missions for every raven that was lost under his command earlier this week).
 
Fortunately, thanks to Sklullus and his handiwork and the API audit we have conducted alliance wide, I can easily ascertain if your silly jewing carrier is just an alt of yours and you have been and continue to be an active, contributing member of this alliance. Have no fear comrade. You are safe.
 
One last note:
 
THIS IS NOT A FREE FOR ALL PASS TO GO SHOOTING EACH OTHER IN COBALT EDGE. ONLY THOSE SANCTIONED BY ME ARE AUTHORIZED TO HUNT IN THE SAFARI.


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 08:39 AM

That happened while they were deployed in assah. They were dropping supers on carriers in CE. It was pretty lol.


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 08:40 AM

Oh. It's a little old then. No wonder I couldn't find it. Oh well.



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Posted 15 November 2013 - 08:40 AM

something something gassing useless jews



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Posted 15 November 2013 - 03:17 PM

That happened while they were deployed in assah. They were dropping supers on carriers in CE. It was pretty lol.


That owns.

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Posted 15 November 2013 - 03:33 PM

Saladbar is EMP leadership?  Fuck I need to track him down and haze the shit out of him.


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 03:39 PM

Saladbar is EMP leadership?  Fuck I need to track him down and haze the shit out of him.

 

Supercapital Operations if I remember correctly.


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 04:01 PM

W O W


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 04:03 PM

One day TEST will relevant enough to leak things that have the possibility of being amusing. Until then, I wait.

 

The last one I remember form TEST was the one guy claiming TEST was EVE and that they were the true content providers etc. and that all of EVE moved when TEST wanted them to. It was either blind loyalty or autism, it's hard to tell with those guys.


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#39 Ingen

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Posted 15 November 2013 - 04:10 PM

Yeah I remember leaking that post, shit like "nobody had ever even heard of Curse until we deployed there."


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 04:14 PM

It was amazing, I want that stuff from TEST to come back because it helps me realize my life is only a little less shitty than others.


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 04:38 PM

Well, there was a thread this week about T1 FW fleet doctrines, and how impossible there were to fly since no one was either A) forcing people to fly T1 logi frigs, or B) telling anyone what the correct ratio of T1 frig logi was.

Should the fleet stand down if there was less than x% of logi?

It was pretty pure strain TEST, and spawned off half dozen threads calling out the mods. Unfortunately the mods got reigned in, which is too bad since they are the only worthwhile posters left.

But I'm not going to leak that shit since it is bleating about T1 frig logi.


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 04:59 PM

Sounds like it's time to open up ye olde test forums then.  That sounds hilarious.


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 05:03 PM

The only leaks I could provide are old threads from a renter alliance showing how purely idiotic they were about how to play EVE and what constituted "fun"

 

I had such a shitty start to this game.

 

 

Edit - There was a thread about how PL & Goons were joining forces to invade Wicked Creek from about a year ago because the OP didn't get that CONDI & OHGOD were different alliances and the latter belonged to someone who stole the alliance name. That was pretty silly but thats about it.


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 05:21 PM

It was amazing, I want that stuff from TEST to come back because it helps me realize my life is only a little less shitty than others.


Glad to see you posting here m8er.

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Posted 15 November 2013 - 05:25 PM

Also we need a wiki or something to catalog the best posts from Test forum. I would like to read through the Max doobie fiasco or Buy This Dude a Proper Fc Character.

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Posted 15 November 2013 - 06:01 PM

Also we need a wiki or something to catalog the best posts from Test forum. I would like to read through the Max doobie fiasco or Buy This Dude a Proper Fc Character.

 

i wish they didn't delete the post where i got the guy to post a picture of his diploma


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 06:08 PM

i wish they didn't delete the post where i got the guy to post a picture of his diploma

 

I remember. That was gold.



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Posted 15 November 2013 - 06:13 PM

Glad to see you posting here m8er.

 

I don't know who you are :(

 

Stranger danger! Stranger danger!

 

Edit - Oh god its a Wafflebro :cripes:


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 06:47 PM

i wish they didn't delete the post where i got the guy to post a picture of his diploma

 

You must get maka to do this.


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