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#50 Tsmoov

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Posted 15 September 2013 - 11:00 AM

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i dont want to play eve anymore

 

 

this is what i get for letting jinxit recruit people



#51 shallot

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Posted 15 September 2013 - 11:46 AM

wow so gay


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 02:15 PM

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Posted 15 September 2013 - 03:33 PM

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i dont want to play eve anymore

 

 

this is what i get for letting jinxit recruit people

idgi pls explain :negative:


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#54 Levarr Burton

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Posted 15 September 2013 - 03:57 PM

idgi pls explain :negative:

 

From what I have been able to ascertain, the mission running Raven he was ganking happened to fit a web, a scram, and neuts. Suggesting that the Raven pilot may have been trying to chainsmorke.



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Posted 15 September 2013 - 03:57 PM

But if you chainsmoke in a Raven, you're bad and poor.



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Posted 15 September 2013 - 03:59 PM

Ravens are p cool now


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 04:07 PM

Ravens are p cool now

 

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Posted 15 September 2013 - 04:08 PM

ravens are sexual


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 04:12 PM

ravens are sexual

 

Bhaalgorns for all your chainsmoking needs. Ram that neutralizing Blood Raiders dick right into those pubbie ships.



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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:02 PM

From what I have been able to ascertain, the mission running Raven he was ganking happened to fit a web, a scram, and neuts. Suggesting that the Raven pilot may have been trying to chainsmorke.

 

not only that, he had 3 logi all for himself

 

illustrates eve pretty well, 3 duders playing with 8 characters


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:36 PM

did smoov win


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:44 PM

it was both me and smoov, we docked up, the chainsmoker docked up, we all took our respective balls and went home


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 07:05 PM

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[ 2013.09.16 18:56:05 ] Jynna Jakar > so whats with the wardec?
[ 2013.09.16 18:56:16 ] Kaiden Katelo > i want some fun :)
[ 2013.09.16 18:56:26 ] Kaiden Katelo > 250 mil sent to corp wallet ill drop it, 500 mil after it starts.
[ 2013.09.16 18:56:41 ] Jynna Jakar > shit nigga you're kawaii

 

he left chat after that ;_;



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Posted 18 September 2013 - 09:00 AM

So jinxit yet again finds the most amazing targets

 

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http://eve-kill.net/...kll_id=19677648

 

its like i need to fucking api key for my chainsmoking this is retarded

 

lucky for me the other target in corp logged out before this kid got his shit to jump my "navy domi"



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Posted 18 September 2013 - 09:02 AM

my targets are the best


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Posted 18 September 2013 - 09:03 AM

So a few days ago i was bored on popblues and desided to spam apps to corps, one of the corps i got wanted my full api and i had to fill out all of this bullshit on their website and a TS interview

 

after passing the api check and the interview i was invited in, sadly i missed the good kill that happened a week ago (i would link it but the guy ofc didnt post his lossmail it was a 1.4bil tengu)

 

so after getting bored of waiting for something good to get online i desided to just kill the guy that invited me to corp in his shitty drake http://eve-kill.net/...kll_id=19685876

 

i kinda felt bad about this kill so i went on a rant on how they can stop this kind of thing next time. sent a corpwide mail and then joined lootbox.

 

today i get on jynna the CEO of lootbox and i got some cute mails http://pastebin.com/Wmk8H5i8

 

not only did he take the time to message the new ceo of pop but he also messaged our alliance ceo

 

what a cunt



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Posted 18 September 2013 - 09:18 PM

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From: ninjawolf
Sent: 2013.09.18 10:00
To: Jynna Jakar,  
 
You have recently accepted a member into your corporation under the name popblues420420, he is a serial awoxer and will take out as much of your corps ships as he can. He will aim for a time when he knows there is some kind of op going on and will aim to take out everything from mining to combat. He really doesn't care. He has an alt, tsmoov that he uses also. Please be aware and don't let him get your corp!
 
Thanks for your time,
Ninja
 
 
 
 
HE FUCKING SENT IT TO OTAKU ASWELL
 
Possible Awoxer
From: Sojobo Otaku
Sent: 2013.09.18 16:45
To: Jynna Jakar,  
 
I've just been messaged about your new member -  popblues420420  - looking over their previous kill history it appears they may be a team killer. Just a warning / heads up.
 
 
 
 

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Posted 18 September 2013 - 09:47 PM

why u tk??


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#69 Tsmoov

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Posted 18 September 2013 - 10:58 PM

jesus fuck jinxit you're a major faggot steal your own corpmails to post



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Posted 19 September 2013 - 09:09 AM

im gonna quit this shitty corp and go chainsmoking instead

 

fuck u smoov

 

no just kidding ily))


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Posted 19 September 2013 - 11:41 PM

This stuff can be so fun. Some Sperg guys had Harassment Inc that we would join mining or rental alliances with. It typically corresponded with a series of unfortunate events.

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Posted 19 September 2013 - 11:52 PM

This stuff can be so fun. Some Sperg guys had Harassment Inc that we would join mining or rental alliances with. It typically corresponded with a series of unfortunate events.


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Posted 20 September 2013 - 01:39 AM

the recruits for this corp have been very lacking so we got bored and recruited a guy in a raven

 

http://eve-kill.net/...kll_id=19684406

 

this kid gave us the most tears by far, normaly people say o well gg and leave corp. i have no idea why he was so mad at a raven loss but here is the tears 

 

Spoiler

 

 

now we normaly dont kill newplayers unless they are retarded. this guy was 3months old and had a navy raven and a fucking nightmare (he admited to buying isk LOL)

 

http://eve-kill.net/...kll_id=19689202

 

tried to ransom his raven for his nightmare he didnt go for it. in like a month when he can fit guns on the nightmare im going to join his new corp on an alt and kill that shit

 

i love how smug he acts in this chat lol

 

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 02:27 AM

ahahah ccp remove my killmail


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Posted 20 September 2013 - 07:26 AM

i only just now realized the gravity of a reverse chainsmoking corp and corp history

 

goddamn thats some good shit

 

 

cant wait to hear about the nightmare


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#76 Jinxit

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 07:32 AM

considering smoov is still hunting an orca that got away like 2 years ago, you're gonna have to wait a while

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 12:50 PM

considering smoov is still hunting an orca that got away like 2 years ago, you're gonna have to wait a while

 

Captain Ahab still going after the elusive menace?


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Posted 20 September 2013 - 09:06 PM

considering smoov is still hunting an orca that got away like 2 years ago, you're gonna have to wait a while


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Posted 21 September 2013 - 02:34 AM

considering smoov is still hunting an orca that got away like 2 years ago, you're gonna have to wait a while

m8 that cunt is STILL in the same corp he was in when it happend and 2 it was like a year ago and 3 i dont have an alt atm to join it with

 

2/10 go die in more wars

 

 

i was also told i needed to post our recruitment ad in the thread

 

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 03:25 PM

we were invited to an alliance when we first started the corp, we are now kicked ;_;

 

Re: Alliance
From: Sojobo Otaku
Sent: 2013.09.21 13:11
To: Jynna Jakar,  

I've had far too many complaints about your members being team killers - first it was Bellona Blush, then popblues420420 and now complaints from another corp in the alliance that sarah harpoon used to be in their corp and attempted to kill them too. Obviously I can't continue to ignore the problem if other corps in the same alliance have had issues - I had to act in the best interests of the alliance members and protect them from possible awoxing. Hopefully you understand.

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Sent: 2013.09.21 02:41
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what happened to our Alliance?



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Posted 11 October 2013 - 03:42 AM

A little update, we have moved the corp to Osmon to do the L4 sister missions and grab people wanting standing for them :D

 

 

only nice kill so far was a tengu   + 400mil ransom

 

and not so good kills like this navy scorp that joined just to awox, also got a tengu that joined to awox but he jumped out of his tengu so i got in and sold that shit :3c

 

 

tengu + 400mil

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chainsmoke scorp



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Posted 13 October 2013 - 09:32 PM

so I basically badger smoov into taking this recruit after I accidentally rejected convo

 

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Posted 14 October 2013 - 05:32 PM

When do you post the logs from the JF kill? ))))


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Posted 14 October 2013 - 06:07 PM

waiting a few days in DTHI to see if they get any warnings from mordus, then I'll post

 

already started writing the post because goddamn it's a week of logs to go through

 

edit: actually gonna post it now, if I get any mails I'll just add them later


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Posted 14 October 2013 - 09:40 PM

For the last three months, one of my alts has been chilling in Mordus Angels, just going on their fleets and lazing about while training. The original plan was to get director and rob them or something, but I lacked the patience and time needed to get those roles, so I decided to go for a simple chainsmoke.

 

I found the JF alt of the alliance leader, Qetyr, also known as Gen Eve, executor of MoA. After consulting other zulus and doing some investigation work myself, I found his lowsec-hisec system. The idea was to wait for him to go from null to hisec, and grab him on the low->hisec gate. I waited about a week to get a chance. One day I saw him log on, in Jita, piloting away in a Rhea. I got ready on the gate, and waited. And waited. And almost missed him due to having a fucked up overview. When I got the lock and disrupt, I knew I had won, and opened convo.

 

[ 2013.10.08 21:06:50 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > 2b to save it
[ 2013.10.08 21:07:19 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > think fast
[ 2013.10.08 21:07:45 ] Qetyr Saquindeg > your gonna kill it anyway,.
[ 2013.10.08 21:07:50 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > nope
[ 2013.10.08 21:07:53 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > not if you pay
[ 2013.10.08 21:08:34 ] Qetyr Saquindeg > How in the hell did y'all get around concord?
[ 2013.10.08 21:08:53 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > how do you think I did it?
[ 2013.10.08 21:13:11 ] Qetyr Saquindeg > member of the same corp.
[ 2013.10.08 21:14:19 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > good job
[ 2013.10.08 21:14:21 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > see alliance chat
[ 2013.10.08 21:16:11 ] Qetyr Saquindeg > great fight hey loser?
[ 2013.10.08 21:16:27 ] Qetyr Saquindeg > no offenseon a jf and you say great fight.
[ 2013.10.08 21:16:32 ] Qetyr Saquindeg > loser goon.
[ 2013.10.08 21:16:37 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > it was a great fight imo
[ 2013.10.08 21:16:40 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > great solo kill
[ 2013.10.08 21:16:45 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > 200m ship kill 7b ship
[ 2013.10.08 21:16:48 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > very good space pilot

 

In their intel channel:

 

[ 2013.10.08 21:09:49 ] Qetyr Saquindeg > Lazarus Sarikusa  this guy is kill'n my jump freighter in hisec.
[ 2013.10.08 21:10:40 ] Qetyr Saquindeg > he has a bunch of 'alts' in  Isanamo  at the gate killiin my jf.
[ 2013.10.08 21:11:43 ] Nikita CTE > link kill mail
[ 2013.10.08 21:12:40 ] Ralero Bonewish > Linking the kill mail while he is fighting..?
[ 2013.10.08 21:13:01 ] Nikita CTE > we need system
[ 2013.10.08 21:13:14 ] Ralero Bonewish > killmail is in the alliance chat already

 

And over in alliance chat:

 

[ 2013.10.08 21:12:33 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > Kill: Qetyr Saquindeg (Rhea)
[ 2013.10.08 21:12:35 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > swag
[ 2013.10.08 21:12:48 ] Ashley Kryslin > Dafuq?
[ 2013.10.08 21:13:54 ] bigbud skunkafella > it fuggin crazy here tonite lol
[ 2013.10.08 21:14:07 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > Great Fight
[ 2013.10.08 21:14:14 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > The Mittani says hi
[ 2013.10.08 21:14:47 ] Gen Eve > ok
[ 2013.10.08 21:14:50 ] Caer Dallben > your a nasty one indeed
[ 2013.10.08 21:14:56 ] Gen Eve > we will return favor VFK as usual
[ 2013.10.08 21:14:57 ] Caer Dallben > *warps to eve who
[ 2013.10.08 21:15:04 ] Alexander Neal > Spieh!
[ 2013.10.08 21:15:10 ] bigbud skunkafella > u fuk wit
[ 2013.10.08 21:15:19 ] bigbud skunkafella > i gonna hunt u down
[ 2013.10.08 21:15:20 ] CPT Justin > lol
[ 2013.10.08 21:15:37 ] CPT Justin > your cool =)
[ 2013.10.08 21:15:53 ] Gen Eve > Is ok - all tghey can dpo
[ 2013.10.08 21:16:04 ] Gods Prophet > you blew your cover for a JF....fail
[ 2013.10.08 21:16:06 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > all they can do is get a 7b kill
[ 2013.10.08 21:16:15 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > m8 I was so bored of this shitty alliance
[ 2013.10.08 21:16:21 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > nothing of value happens here
[ 2013.10.08 21:16:32 ] bigbud skunkafella > Lazarus Sarikusa u nothing of value
[ 2013.10.08 21:16:47 ] bigbud skunkafella > stick to gankin miners
[ 2013.10.08 21:16:55 ] bigbud skunkafella > u pevedophile
[ 2013.10.08 21:16:58 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > no I prefer JFs
[ 2013.10.08 21:17:07 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > especially when someone is flying a JF through hisec
[ 2013.10.08 21:17:08 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > really
[ 2013.10.08 21:17:09 ] Erebus SilentKill > Lazarus Sarikusa You dont have values, thus this allaince does not work for you.
[ 2013.10.08 21:17:14 ] Dave-Tatman-Lister Dwarfers > i prefer GF`s
[ 2013.10.08 21:17:14 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > are you that poor that you can't afford jump fuel?
[ 2013.10.08 21:17:17 ] bigbud skunkafella > u b stuck abusin miners wi mittani now
[ 2013.10.08 21:17:31 ] Dave-Tatman-Lister Dwarfers > sheeple
[ 2013.10.08 21:17:32 ] bigbud skunkafella > pevedophile
[ 2013.10.08 21:18:02 ] bigbud skunkafella > u fly shiny laz?
[ 2013.10.08 21:18:10 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > shiny?
[ 2013.10.08 21:18:11 ] bigbud skunkafella > cos i gonna pop u
[ 2013.10.08 21:18:12 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > it's a raven
[ 2013.10.08 21:18:15 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > come at me
[ 2013.10.08 21:18:19 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > Isanamo
[ 2013.10.08 21:18:38 ] Caer Dallben > typical goon
[ 2013.10.08 21:18:40 ] Caer Dallben > meh
[ 2013.10.08 21:18:45 ] Erebus SilentKill > Lazarus Sarikusa KOS...
[ 2013.10.08 21:18:53 ] bigbud skunkafella > we will
[ 2013.10.08 21:19:04 ] Nikita CTE > Lazarus Sarikusa yes he is goons, they must hate use and see us as a threat, sins they do this.
[ 2013.10.08 21:19:09 ] bigbud skunkafella > like all code pevedos
[ 2013.10.08 21:19:44 ] Erebus SilentKill > Hey man, when they have to stoop to this kind of shit to get a killmail... makes me proud of my little alliance
[ 2013.10.08 21:19:58 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > idk in my days people would have applauded a well executed kill
[ 2013.10.08 21:20:04 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > but I guess you're too blind to see
[ 2013.10.08 21:20:09 ] Dave-Tatman-Lister Dwarfers > make KM available to alliance
[ 2013.10.08 21:20:15 ] Gen Eve > they simple mad as dogs
[ 2013.10.08 21:20:16 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > Kill: Qetyr Saquindeg (Rhea)
[ 2013.10.08 21:20:22 ] Gen Eve > we killed 600bil in gonie trash solo
[ 2013.10.08 21:20:35 ] Caer Dallben > meh .. burned spy is burned
[ 2013.10.08 21:20:37 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > solo?
[ 2013.10.08 21:20:46 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > Caer: yeah
[ 2013.10.08 21:20:48 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > totally worth it
[ 2013.10.08 21:20:51 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > there's nothing to see here
[ 2013.10.08 21:20:53 ] Dave-Tatman-Lister Dwarfers > can we now have the killright available to all in alliance
[ 2013.10.08 21:20:59 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > there's no kill right
[ 2013.10.08 21:21:25 ] Dave-Tatman-Lister Dwarfers > aye guess not
[ 2013.10.08 21:23:16 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > so is anyone gonna kick me
[ 2013.10.08 21:23:35 ] bigbud skunkafella > we know peeps in lo places, u better stick to noob ships lol
[ 2013.10.08 21:23:52 ] MASSADEATH > Lazarus Sarikusa we gonna let you stay
[ 2013.10.08 21:23:57 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > hey massa
[ 2013.10.08 21:23:58 ] MASSADEATH > and hunt you a bit :)
[ 2013.10.08 21:24:02 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > you were actually a cool duder

 

I decided to bond a bit with MASSADEATH, he was legit one of the cooler dudes in Mordus.

 

[ 2013.10.08 21:26:53 ] Nikita CTE > Just let  Lazarus Sarikusa be, dont talk in alliance ore mordus intel, until he is kick.

[ 2013.10.08 21:28:29 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > if you ever want to get into a proper alliance massa, let me know

[ 2013.10.08 21:28:51 ] Caer Dallben > Proper alli = awoxers lol
[ 2013.10.08 21:30:07 ] bigbud skunkafella > yeah. lets go join code and abuse miners
[ 2013.10.08 21:30:39 ] MASSADEATH > it is a game kudos to you for being able to stay silient so long and then pounce
[ 2013.10.08 21:31:14 ] bigbud skunkafella > much more kudos to hit a big alliance tho
[ 2013.10.08 21:31:14 ] MASSADEATH > JF should be in nuetral corp...so it can only be ganked or war decd
[ 2013.10.08 21:31:30 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > yep
[ 2013.10.08 21:31:36 ] MASSADEATH > still sucks for us though

 

[ 2013.10.08 21:53:27 ] Gen Eve > Kill: Liyanna (Armageddon)
[ 2013.10.08 21:53:35 ] Gen Eve > 7bil vfk comming right up

 

[ 2013.10.08 21:54:38 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > killing our pets doesn't really say much
[ 2013.10.08 21:54:49 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > compared to killing an alliance leader ship worth 7b alone B)
[ 2013.10.08 21:58:47 ] Nikita CTE > Lazarus Sarikusa just so you know, it does mather to you, sins they keep running to CFC and goons for help, is it not at bitch that CFC and goons always have to hear about us and ask for help, like FA/Co2 and SMA, everyone that goons have send to kick
[ 2013.10.08 21:59:16 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > wait
[ 2013.10.08 21:59:16 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > what?
[ 2013.10.08 21:59:21 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > can you rephrase that?
[ 2013.10.08 21:59:22 ] Nikita CTE > us out have never be able to do it, how come that goons does do it them self.
[ 2013.10.08 21:59:59 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > you're seriously confusing me
[ 2013.10.08 22:00:01 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > no offense
[ 2013.10.08 22:00:33 ] Nikita CTE > Lazarus Sarikusa if you dont understand what i am writing to you, then there is something wrong.
[ 2013.10.08 22:00:46 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > yeah something wrong with you lol
[ 2013.10.08 22:00:53 ] Nikita CTE > i know that we are on the top bord for CFC.
[ 2013.10.08 22:01:00 ] Alexander Neal > Yes, English isnt his first language yeah no shit

[ 2013.10.08 22:02:53 ] Nikita CTE > Lazarus Sarikusa so now you can run back to mithani and tell him, that we know a lot more, that you think we do.
[ 2013.10.08 22:03:12 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > so what is it that you know?
[ 2013.10.08 22:03:35 ] Nikita CTE > thats for me to know and you to find out LOL

 

Somewhere around here I start listening in on TeamSpeak under a different name. I just listen to them cry and wail about how they are going to KILL GOON GRRR. Then they try to attack a carrier in VFK, that warps away eventually.

 

[ 2013.10.08 22:12:23 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > too bad that carrier got out heh

 

At this point someone in TS sees me write that in alliance, and goes "hey how did he know about that?"

"uhhh maybe he's listening on TS"

"that's... not... good"

 

But they fail to find out who I am for a good thirty minutes more.

 

[ 2013.10.08 22:17:01 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > first I kill a JF
[ 2013.10.08 22:17:02 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > woop
[ 2013.10.08 22:17:05 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > then I get some cash
[ 2013.10.08 22:17:06 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > swag
[ 2013.10.08 22:17:07 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > 2013.10.09 22:15:31    Player Donation    1 000 000 000,00 ISK    2 072 677 205,11 ISK    Powers Sa deposited cash into Lazarus Sarikusa's account
[ 2013.10.08 22:17:35 ] bigbud skunkafella > judas b better name for u

 

Faked donation. Gen Eve sends out an alliance mail.

 

 

Awoker Corp! - Have him blocked asap!
From: Gen Eve
Sent: 2013.10.08 22:34
To: Mordus Angels,

Lazarus Sarikusa is a goonie spy.
He AWOKED a corp m8t and we lost a JF.  Right click and BLOCK HIM.

Guys, we have been killing goonies and their pathetic pets to tune of 100bil a month.  Far greather damage we do to their moralle and their NON-ability to rent in our region, and regions arround us.  FA is being butchered in their new home by our frirnds, so is Li3, Co2 is shrinking and crying for "distant" pve space losing over 600 peeps since we started working on them with permanent red KB .. etc etc

Business as usual.  We just killed goonie freighter again last night, so we will give goonies more love and get even more peeps in our spaces.  

Name of the game is rental by the big blocks and we will keep on denying them to make their precisous iskies.  We have fun in process.

As far as our losses will be recoverd and is minimal.

Never fight them.  Just kill em!  And watch them being mad as doggs.  It is only the beginning...


Gen

 

Alliance:

 

[ 2013.10.08 22:41:35 ] Garadim > Lazarus Sarikusa why this moron still a part of the alliance ?
[ 2013.10.08 22:41:41 ] Garadim > Get him out ...
[ 2013.10.08 22:42:50 ] Gen Eve > he will - eve mechanics now
[ 2013.10.08 22:43:14 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > he can't kick me :^)
[ 2013.10.08 22:43:16 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > oh
[ 2013.10.08 22:43:19 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > well he can kick me
[ 2013.10.08 22:43:22 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > if he comes to kill me
[ 2013.10.08 22:43:29 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > but I doubt he will do that
[ 2013.10.08 22:44:39 ] Nikita CTE > Lazarus Sarikusa you know how this work, you will be remove from the alliance :-)
[ 2013.10.08 22:45:41 ] Oldenfarten > sleaze bag ,low rent,moron,dingle berry eating,asre and thats the truth

 

[ 2013.10.09 02:24:00 ] bigbud skunkafella > lookin at kb, it shows how good we are wen we still got 68 % efficincy despite efforts o muppet lol
[ 2013.10.09 02:24:23 ] bigbud skunkafella > gtg guys  gnite

 

[ 2013.10.09 03:57:32 ] MASSADEATH > Lazarus Sarikusa you were formerly in test? and got disinfranchized with them?

 

These people keep guessing my home through the entire week.

 

The next day I start off (after getting on after DT) by seeing this person called Ostara Haunebo on the corporation map. I went to her system and opened a convo.

 

[ 2013.10.09 14:59:24 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > heya :)
[ 2013.10.09 14:59:35 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > I see you're here in osmon too, you doing SoE missions?
[ 2013.10.09 14:59:43 ] Ostara Haunebu > yeah
[ 2013.10.09 14:59:48 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > mind if I tag along?
[ 2013.10.09 14:59:54 ] Ostara Haunebu > sure
[ 2013.10.09 15:00:01 ] Ostara Haunebu > gotta pick up my noctis tho

 

Invited to fleet, she accepted.

 

[ 2013.10.09 15:02:43 ] Ostara Haunebu > i need some isk ;p
[ 2013.10.09 15:02:48 ] Ostara Haunebu > and that means missions
[ 2013.10.09 15:02:56 ] Ostara Haunebu > can do it while i work

 

[ 2013.10.09 15:10:33 ] Ostara Haunebu > what is the range on your mssls?
[ 2013.10.09 15:10:49 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > cruise fit, so I hit faaaaaar :)

 

Yeahhh cruises that will sound good. Turns out tengu is 60km away, oops.

 

[ 2013.10.09 15:18:26 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > OH
[ 2013.10.09 15:18:31 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > I was wondering why it wasn't hitting
[ 2013.10.09 15:18:36 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > turns out this was a torp raven
[ 2013.10.09 15:18:39 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > man now I look dumb
[ 2013.10.09 15:18:49 ] Ostara Haunebu > lol
[ 2013.10.09 15:18:58 ] Ostara Haunebu > torps hit hard but not far
[ 2013.10.09 15:19:08 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > yeah
[ 2013.10.09 15:19:32 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > now that's better

 

Saved? Saved.

 

 2013.10.09 15:28:56 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > you were gonna salvage right?
[ 2013.10.09 15:29:15 ] Ostara Haunebu > yeah
[ 2013.10.09 15:29:20 ] Ostara Haunebu > shoot the structures too
[ 2013.10.09 15:29:23 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > oh right
[ 2013.10.09 15:29:37 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > but yeah after that, mind if I start the next one on my own?

 

So after that I warp off to a safe mission and overheat my point start killing NPCs. After a while she warps in at 20km, I just about reach with my heated webs when the tengu gets out of warp.

 

[ 2013.10.09 15:54:56 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > 200m
[ 2013.10.09 15:54:58 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > and I'll let you go
[ 2013.10.09 15:55:20 ] Ostara Haunebu > wut?
[ 2013.10.09 15:55:28 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > I'm chainsmoking you
[ 2013.10.09 15:55:29 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > ransom 200m
[ 2013.10.09 15:55:52 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > think fast
[ 2013.10.09 15:56:13 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > you got 10 seconds

 

And that's when the very best thing happened. She ejected. Thanks.

 

Corp chat:

 

[ 2013.10.09 15:57:58 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > hey
[ 2013.10.09 15:58:01 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > Ostara Haunebu
[ 2013.10.09 15:58:05 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > maybe you should read alliance mails
[ 2013.10.09 15:58:10 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > that way you won't lose any more tengus
[ 2013.10.09 16:00:48 ] Oldenfarten > Lazarus Sarikusa you need to stop we trusted you and you back stabbed you are just like the code ppl goons at there best
[ 2013.10.09 16:01:18 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > the code people?
[ 2013.10.09 16:01:42 ] Oldenfarten > goon alts code allience
[ 2013.10.09 16:03:09 ] Caer Dallben > meh .. jsut an attention whore
[ 2013.10.09 16:03:55 ] Caer Dallben > having fun&freinds > being a cunt
[ 2013.10.09 16:04:05 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > yeah and you know what
[ 2013.10.09 16:04:07 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > I AM having fun :D
[ 2013.10.09 16:04:34 ] Caer Dallben > yea right
[ 2013.10.09 16:07:42 ] Oldenfarten > his hours are numberd
[ 2013.10.09 16:22:01 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > exactly how many hours do I have left, gramps? he's actually legit old
[ 2013.10.09 16:22:03 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > more or less than you?

 

Re: Awoxer in Corp! - Have him blocked asap!
From: MASSADEATH
Sent: 2013.10.09 16:05
To: Mordus Angels, Gen Eve,  

FFS people....

READ YOUR FRIGGEN EVE MAILS....

I dont know what to say

if you dont read the allinance eve mails then you dont know whats going on...

KUDOS to the awox spy for getting a free tengu


Mass

 

re: awoxer
From: MASSADEATH
Sent: 2013.10.09 17:54
To: Mordus Angels,

Lazarus Sarikusa

is in a raven BS on the Torrinos gate in Ibura..waiting for DTAS members to come thru so he can kill them....


Heads up... DTAS might want to form up and kill him


watch for nuetral reps


Mass

 

[ 2013.10.09 14:46:19 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > yo
[ 2013.10.09 14:48:14 ] whysoserios Andrard > goon right
[ 2013.10.09 14:48:35 ] whysoserios Andrard > you know burning an spy for butt hurt revenge is not a good practice

 

[ 2013.10.09 16:16:09 ] MASSADEATH > I tried many years ago to join the Goons, back in 2009 I think...I was a capital pilot...all they did was scam me out of isk... so from that point they ganied an enemy
[ 2013.10.09 16:16:39 ] MASSADEATH > short sighted on the goons part IMO all the people they pis soff

 

[ 2013.10.09 18:57:41 ] Gen Eve > Goonie 30bil pixeds dead :)
[ 2013.10.09 18:57:44 ] Gen Eve > https://www.pandemic...l.php?id=683450
[ 2013.10.09 18:57:54 ] Gen Eve > Wonder how it happened - not

[ 2013.10.09 18:58:50 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > PL happened lol
[ 2013.10.09 18:59:00 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > not mordus angels

 

Corp:

 

[ 2013.10.09 19:55:17 ] megalow blackstar > how are we doing folks  ? who is the enemy ?
[ 2013.10.09 19:56:10 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > Kill: Qetyr Saquindeg (Rhea)
[ 2013.10.09 19:56:34 ] Caer Dallben > Lazarus Sarikusa  <- goon awoxer .. not kickable yet
[ 2013.10.09 19:56:39 ] Brad Goold > <fleet link>
[ 2013.10.09 19:56:40 ] Caer Dallben > best to block him meg
[ 2013.10.09 19:57:07 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > more like not kickable ever LOL
[ 2013.10.09 19:57:28 ] megalow blackstar > blocked
[ 2013.10.09 19:59:47 ] megalow blackstar > "You cannot join this fleet. Either you are not eligible for it or it is not registered in the Fleet Finder."  hmm whats this now ?

 

They actually started making fleets invite only because of me. Somewhere in this I tell Gen Eve that I'll drop corp if he gives me 500m. He refuses.

 

Alliance:

 

[ 2013.10.09 19:57:21 ] whysoserios Andrard > im guessing your part of zulu squad
[ 2013.10.09 19:57:46 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > zulu#1

[ 2013.10.09 20:00:24 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > wasn't aware the zulu toxicity had spread to you guys
[ 2013.10.09 20:00:34 ] whysoserios Andrard > no it has not
[ 2013.10.09 20:00:41 ] whysoserios Andrard > i was in test for a longish time
[ 2013.10.09 20:00:54 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > ohhhh

[ 2013.10.09 20:02:03 ] MASSADEATH > who and what is Zulu?
[ 2013.10.09 20:02:13 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > zulu is an elite eve group
[ 2013.10.09 20:02:16 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > who doesn't play eve

[ 2013.10.09 20:02:37 ] whysoserios Andrard > zulu squad was one of the divisions made up my goons and test when blue to one another
[ 2013.10.09 20:03:12 ] whysoserios Andrard > but became a open squad to pizza and other corps

 

Alliance chat
From: Kronos cte
Sent: 2013.10.09 20:14
To: Mordus Angels,

Hi all

I am going to write this only one time, block  Lazarus Sarikusa, he is a infiltrator, do not speak to him in alliance.

Best

Kronos cte
CEO AADI
MOA High Command

 

MR BONE'S WILD RIDE
From: Lazarus Sarikusa
Sent: 2013.10.10 11:17
To: Dissident Aggressors,

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

 

The next day I yet again dodge the kick at downtime (this is a recurring theme), then start lurking.

 

Alliance:

 

[ 2013.10.10 13:19:58 ] Gen Eve > NO COMMUNICATION THIS CHANNEL ATM
[ 2013.10.10 13:20:02 ] Gen Eve > USE MORDUS INTEL
[ 2013.10.10 13:20:04 ] Gen Eve > channel
[ 2013.10.10 13:22:12 ] Cpt EVGA > /emote reads mails
[ 2013.10.10 13:34:42 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > you sure sound agitated Gen
[ 2013.10.10 13:34:46 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > my offer still stands btw
[ 2013.10.10 13:39:46 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > why didn't you kick me after downtime, Gen?
[ 2013.10.10 13:55:27 ] MASSADEATH > i think almost everyone has you blocked...so they cant even see you typing
[ 2013.10.10 13:56:07 ] Cpt EVGA > i left him unblocked so i can see him chat to himself like the lonely individual that he is :P
[ 2013.10.10 13:57:47 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > well at least some people were nice enough not to block me :D
[ 2013.10.10 13:57:56 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > and I doubt Gen has blocked me, and it was really him I was talking to
[ 2013.10.10 13:58:20 ] Cpt EVGA > so why you taking the pussy route of playing eve?
[ 2013.10.10 13:59:04 ] Cpt EVGA > i know your goonie and all and thats probably why
[ 2013.10.10 13:59:09 ] Cpt EVGA > but im just curious so i had to ask
[ 2013.10.10 13:59:24 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > it's actually a lot more fun than you'd believe
[ 2013.10.10 13:59:29 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > I have my main if I want to do actual PvP
[ 2013.10.10 13:59:52 ] Cpt EVGA > goonies got no one to fight, you guys want eve to be a blue circle jerk
[ 2013.10.10 14:02:01 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > still got half the map to go :)
[ 2013.10.10 14:02:10 ] Cpt EVGA > cool eves gonna be so rad then
[ 2013.10.10 14:02:31 ] Cpt EVGA > now your blocked for saying such words above

 

[ 2013.10.10 14:06:08 ] Jojji Pittard > I blocked the guy but I'm still a noob, does that mean I can't see his text and he can't see mine?
[ 2013.10.10 14:06:10 ] Ashley Kryslin > If he's not blocked, do not post intel here
[ 2013.10.10 14:06:24 ] Ashley Kryslin > Correct
[ 2013.10.10 14:09:20 ] Gen Eve > Gen Eve > NO COMMUNICATION THIS CHANNEL ATM - USE MORDUS INTEL ONLY!
[ 2013.10.10 14:09:33 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > hey don't be so aggressive
[ 2013.10.10 14:09:34 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > it's rude

 

On the afternoon, I get my chance. I see a guy in a hisec system on the map, and start looking for him on an alt with dscan. I find him mining in a belt. I start mining in my noobship to keep him company while I'm moving the raven. He moves 2km away and stops. Then 2km more and stops. 4km more and stops. He keeps repeating that until about 20km out, then he warps out. WELP GG NEVER GETTING HIM

 

jk lol found him in another belt

 

hahaha
From: Lazarus Sarikusa
Sent: 2013.10.10 17:53
To: Dissident Aggressors,

it
keeps
happening

Kill: Morgan Lex (Mackinaw)

 

Re: hahaha
From: Qetyr Saquindeg
Sent: 2013.10.10 20:58
To: Lazarus Sarikusa,  

Most pitiful.
killed a Rhea of a toon that can afford a few of 'em.  And then kills a paltry Mack.
That's the most pittiful pvp I've ever heard of.

 

 

[ 2013.10.10 19:51:35 ] Toolator > so please explain to me; how is it that Lazarus Sarikusa is still in alliance if he is a known infiltrator?
[ 2013.10.10 19:52:01 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > yeah someone please explain
[ 2013.10.10 19:52:17 ] Sptyi Kryslin > Toolator, he's not blocked, why are you talking here?
[ 2013.10.10 19:52:56 ] Toolator > because Im curious?
[ 2013.10.10 19:53:09 ] Sptyi Kryslin > If you were on comms, you'd know

 

After this something really interesting happened. I was watching the Jita undock for possible targets, and I decide to follow a Bestower to a gate. I see it jump through, and I follow. Bad choice. 6+ stealth bombers, and a rapier. I was going to move my neutral logi but realized it was too far, and tank wouldn't hold anyways. So I overheated everything and crashed the gate. Apparently nobody had a scram, so I got out in 70% armor. I warped off, they followed me and I just managed to warp off again and cloak. Who said battleships shouldn't have cloaks?

 

I was just talking to random people in alliance, when this guy popped up. It was the rapier pilot.

 

[ 2013.10.10 20:17:38 ] wicho lee > who?

[ 2013.10.10 20:17:50 ] wicho lee > Lazarus Sarikusa who?

[ 2013.10.10 20:18:01 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > wicho lee what?
[ 2013.10.10 20:18:10 ] wicho lee > who asked u
[ 2013.10.10 20:18:12 ] wicho lee > biotch
[ 2013.10.10 20:18:16 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > lmao
[ 2013.10.10 20:18:18 ] Alexander Neal > Just ignore him
[ 2013.10.10 20:18:22 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > you sound upset over not catching me
[ 2013.10.10 20:18:24 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > with your webs
[ 2013.10.10 20:18:28 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > did you even have two?
[ 2013.10.10 20:18:39 ] wicho lee > not my fault no1 had scram and yes i had 2
[ 2013.10.10 20:19:01 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > yeah you should probably tell them to pick up a scram for next time
[ 2013.10.10 20:19:07 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > I thought you guys knew how to gatecamp
[ 2013.10.10 20:19:08 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > apparently not
[ 2013.10.10 20:19:16 ] wicho lee > yea u should probably learn to troll nexct time also
[ 2013.10.10 20:19:24 ] wicho lee > scrubola
[ 2013.10.10 20:20:04 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > ain't trollin' when it's the hard truth m8
[ 2013.10.10 20:20:37 ] wicho lee > m8 onlu thing true here is my nuts in ur mouth
[ 2013.10.10 20:20:58 ] wicho lee > deez nuts*

 

[ 2013.10.10 20:44:24 ] Lalara > Liv Amina  5ZXX-K nv
[ 2013.10.10 20:44:45 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > you might want to put that in mordus intel friend
[ 2013.10.10 20:45:12 ] Sptyi Kryslin > /emote facepalm
[ 2013.10.10 20:45:19 ] Lalara > sorry

 

Somewhere around 01:00 EVE time, my computer shuts down because of windows update. I'm asleep.

 

AWOXER OFFLINE
From: Sptyi Kryslin
Sent: 2013.10.11 01:41
To: Dissident Aggressors,

Lazarus Sarikusa is offline!

 

I get back at 06:13, still in corp.

 

[ 2013.10.11 06:13:00 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > I like the part where I was logged off for 5 hours or so, and nobody kicked me
[ 2013.10.11 09:04:07 ] ROLL PLAYA > oh shit its fuking lazarus sarikusa
[ 2013.10.11 09:06:39 ] Pakokkie > i think he is in osmon system
[ 2013.10.11 09:11:47 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > sup roll
[ 2013.10.11 09:37:48 ] bigbud skunkafella > prob abusing miners wi his goon buds

 

I dodge the kick at downtime yet again, and this time I get a bonus for it:

 

[ 2013.10.11 11:21:45 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > too slow
[ 2013.10.11 11:22:22 ] Gen Eve > I belive in normal people and human beings
[ 2013.10.11 11:22:27 ] Gen Eve > I play game for fun
[ 2013.10.11 11:23:02 ] Gen Eve > You on other hand are a horrible human being with evil intentions
[ 2013.10.11 11:23:26 ] Gen Eve > I wish you no harm, but God works in misterious ways
[ 2013.10.11 11:24:02 ] Gen Eve > People like that get what deserve on many different avenues of live, wheather health or family

 

Somewhere during the day here me and JEFFRAIDER hunted a missioning raven, that managed to dodge my lock time by 2 seconds. He later started missioning in a rapier to avoid us.

 

[ 2013.10.11 20:09:43 ] Feris > bad day today, fell asleep  Kill: Feris (Rapier)

[ 2013.10.11 20:10:15 ] Morst > ((
[ 2013.10.11 20:11:03 ] Oldenfarten > missions
[ 2013.10.11 20:11:21 ] Feris > yup, lost the rapier in a mission,
[ 2013.10.11 20:11:30 ] Feris > missins are so fecking boring i fell asleep

 

After this it thins out a bit. I leave town for the weekend, only connecting back home to beat Gen after downtime and cloak in space. They get wardecced by Marmite.

 

[ 2013.10.12 06:59:57 ] Amandola > wicho lee what's the word on Lazarus
[ 2013.10.12 07:00:21 ] wicho lee > nothing yet.
[ 2013.10.12 07:00:42 ] Amandola > today was a bit too quiet

 

[ 2013.10.12 20:56:24 ] MASSADEATH > ohhhhh little awoxer...you stilll here?
[ 2013.10.12 20:57:57 ] Caer Dallben > hey mass
[ 2013.10.12 21:00:10 ] Alexander Neal > MASSADEATH Why smack talk him? and what makes you think hes little... He could be 6ft odd for all we know....
[ 2013.10.12 21:00:43 ] Erebus SilentKill > I think he was refering to the size of his pecker
[ 2013.10.12 21:00:48 ] MASSADEATH > :)
[ 2013.10.12 21:00:56 ] Alexander Neal > Hes jellous then?
[ 2013.10.12 21:01:03 ] Erebus SilentKill > Its sooo small
[ 2013.10.12 21:01:12 ] Alexander Neal > ....
[ 2013.10.12 21:01:14 ] Erebus SilentKill > his mama told me

 

Another day, another downtime.

 

[ 2013.10.13 11:14:04 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > like the spawn of Satan I will keep coming back
[ 2013.10.13 11:14:08 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > until you give in to temptation

 

Sadly he didn't bite on that. Oh well.

 

[ 2013.10.13 13:19:33 ] Gen Eve > use mordus intel as general chat
[ 2013.10.13 13:19:39 ] Gen Eve > untill turd leaves

 

[ 2013.10.13 16:49:46 ] Alexander Neal > Can you please apply some discipline to your use of the alliance mail system?
[ 2013.10.13 16:50:29 ] Kr0nicz187 BUKBUK > lol..
[ 2013.10.13 16:50:42 ] Kr0nicz187 BUKBUK > how bout u apply some humor to ur life
[ 2013.10.13 16:51:18 ] Corey Edward > Alexander Neal who the fuck are you? youve been here like 12 days...
[ 2013.10.13 16:51:53 ] Alexander Neal > Somone with common sense
[ 2013.10.13 16:52:07 ] Alexander Neal > Someone*
[ 2013.10.13 16:52:18 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > gotta say I agree with Alexander
[ 2013.10.13 16:52:22 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > this is cluttering up my mailbox
[ 2013.10.13 16:52:36 ] Sharan Amatin > Fuck you Lazarus
[ 2013.10.13 16:52:51 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > love you baby
[ 2013.10.13 16:52:54 ] DerloxKon > Lazarus Sarikusa i smell pussy
[ 2013.10.13 16:52:58 ] DerloxKon > oh it u
[ 2013.10.13 16:53:01 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > what, your mom's?
[ 2013.10.13 16:53:08 ] DerloxKon > ask yours
[ 2013.10.13 16:53:15 ] DerloxKon > u could be mine
[ 2013.10.13 16:53:21 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > what
[ 2013.10.13 16:53:28 ] DerloxKon > thats what she said
[ 2013.10.13 16:53:40 ] DerloxKon > when i dirty sanchezed that hoe
[ 2013.10.13 16:53:42 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > can someone translate please
[ 2013.10.13 16:53:57 ] DerloxKon > yes i gave her a dirty cock bath
[ 2013.10.13 16:54:17 ] DerloxKon > umad bro
[ 2013.10.13 16:54:29 ] DerloxKon > Lazarus Sarikusa what language u speak

 

[ 2013.10.13 18:11:44 ] Apollo Eto > have som1 a fit for hurcane
[ 2013.10.13 18:12:45 ] Allo Rantal > is that a pvp or pve fit you want?
[ 2013.10.13 18:14:07 ] Apollo Eto > pvp

[ 2013.10.13 18:30:04 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > Apollo Eto if you don't know how to fit a cane you probably shouldn't be out losing cynabals hth
[ 2013.10.13 18:30:35 ] MASSADEATH > :)
[ 2013.10.13 18:36:13 ] Apollo Eto > lazarus go and sleep
[ 2013.10.13 18:36:37 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > nah it's not my bedtime just yet
[ 2013.10.13 18:37:07 ] Apollo Eto > :)
[ 2013.10.13 18:38:02 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > wait
[ 2013.10.13 18:38:06 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > do you not have skills for t2 autocannons
[ 2013.10.13 18:38:23 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > Kill: Apollo Eto (Cynabal)
[ 2013.10.13 18:39:48 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > civilian web
[ 2013.10.13 18:39:50 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > what in the actual fuck

 

[ 2013.10.13 18:48:36 ] Gen Eve > ALL COMMS IN INTEL !~!!
[ 2013.10.13 18:49:34 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > stop being so agitated Gen
[ 2013.10.13 18:49:38 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > we're just talking
[ 2013.10.13 18:49:56 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > are you really that much of a control freak regarding your alliance members?
[ 2013.10.13 18:53:45 ] Feris > Lazarus Sarikusa what does it take to get you out?
[ 2013.10.13 19:18:42 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > I said 500m to Gen
[ 2013.10.13 19:18:50 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > then you can go back to missioning in peace in Osmon
[ 2013.10.13 19:18:53 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > in your raven
[ 2013.10.13 19:19:42 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > but if someone wants to strike a deal feel free to convo
[ 2013.10.13 19:19:47 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > and we can talk it out heart-to-heart

[ 2013.10.13 19:50:07 ] MASSADEATH > Lazarus Sarikusa please stop spamming us
[ 2013.10.13 19:59:20 ] Minarius Tigri > MASSADEATH block 'e and lose the span.

 

Channel MOTD changed to: "Mordus Angels Alliance Channel

DEATH to all goonies!

NOTE: Alliance chanel is infiltrated by spy - please use MORDUS INTEL channel untill situation is fixed.  No blue intel in alliance channel." by Gen Eve.

 

[ 2013.10.13 22:01:07 ] MrEcloth > just won a vigilant

 

Wait, does this mean I have a chance to..


[ 2013.10.13 22:01:18 ] MrEcloth > woo
[ 2013.10.13 22:01:54 ] Hammerssting > gratzy
[ 2013.10.13 22:02:25 ] MrEcloth > now i have two'
[ 2013.10.13 22:03:27 ] Ilya987 Solovey > MrEcloth just dont go into highsec during a wardec/
[ 2013.10.13 22:03:43 ] Ilya987 Solovey > otherwise you will be back to 1
[ 2013.10.13 22:04:03 ] MrEcloth > i actualy have owned the other one for like a year and have never even assembled it
[ 2013.10.13 22:04:24 ] MrEcloth > i won it as well


OH HERE WE GO. I recently almost fell for a scam like this. Take a look at this contract:

 

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That's me asking for a vigilant instead of giving one.

 

[ 2013.10.13 22:12:25 ] MrEcloth > fuckeer
[ 2013.10.13 22:12:36 ] MrEcloth > fukin hate you faggot
[ 2013.10.13 22:13:05 ] MrEcloth > die in a fire
[ 2013.10.13 22:13:30 ] Erebus SilentKill > Let me know where he lives... ill help with that
[ 2013.10.13 22:13:56 ] Erebus SilentKill > M A L T O F F C O C K T A I L

 

I can only assume a "maltoff" cocktail is some cheap chinese knockoff.

 

 

[ 2013.10.14 05:46:32 ] Apollo Eto > ilya what is the problem with cynebal

[ 2013.10.14 05:47:04 ] Ilya987 Solovey > NO problem,...just were taling about fitting ideas.
[ 2013.10.14 05:47:13 ] Ilya987 Solovey > * talking
[ 2013.10.14 05:47:46 ] Apollo Eto > way is it not good fit
[ 2013.10.14 05:48:14 ] Ilya987 Solovey > depends on how frequently you die in it....
[ 2013.10.14 05:48:41 ] Apollo Eto > 1 sec
[ 2013.10.14 05:53:01 ] Apollo Eto > http://eve-kill.net/...&plt_id=1448419
[ 2013.10.14 05:53:54 ] Ilya987 Solovey > september seems your highpoint so far....
[ 2013.10.14 05:55:36 ] Apollo Eto > september not good ?

[ 2013.10.14 06:00:41 ] Apollo Eto > i make good kills more some times cyno what can i to do have onlu 23mil skills
[ 2013.10.14 06:00:45 ] Apollo Eto > is not super
[ 2013.10.14 06:00:59 ] Apollo Eto > you will i leave the corp
[ 2013.10.14 06:01:06 ] Apollo Eto > ilya ?
[ 2013.10.14 06:01:44 ] Ilya987 Solovey > its a sandbox game
[ 2013.10.14 06:01:49 ] Ilya987 Solovey > you do what you want to do
[ 2013.10.14 06:01:57 ] Ilya987 Solovey > we were just talking about fittings....
[ 2013.10.14 06:02:38 ] Ilya987 Solovey > more then 50% for someone that plays solo most of the time is actually decent
[ 2013.10.14 06:04:32 ] Apollo Eto > i have no skills for t2 fit or powergrid for a good fit i play this game all 5 years i can good fit my ships more with this account no skills for good fit i train my accoun and i pay for this account only may 2013 start for me the other is for the pilot
[ 2013.10.14 06:05:34 ] Apollo Eto > the history for may 2013 is not my kills
[ 2013.10.14 06:05:47 ] Ilya987 Solovey > its OK
[ 2013.10.14 06:22:11 ] gnim wol > why you maing stories when we hyave spy?>
[ 2013.10.14 06:22:51 ] gnim wol > this channel should be dead for now sinbce we cany handle a spy

 

After logging on one final time, I put this in corp chat:

 

[ 2013.10.14 11:10:54 ] Lazarus Sarikusa > just to show you that i can B)

 

I send out this mail:

 

dropping corp
From: Lazarus Sarikusa
Sent: 2013.10.14 13:43
To: Dissident Aggressors, MASSADEATH,  

yo



so my job in here is done, complete tally:

Kill: Qetyr Saquindeg (Rhea) 7.5b
Tengu given to me for free, 500m
Kill: Morgan Lex (Mackinaw) 200m
Vigilant stolen from a guy in alliance, 300m

fairly decent considering all the warnings in alliance mail tbh

but now it's time to move on to greener pastures


regard
lazarus "the beast" sarikusa

 

And then I dropped corp.


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#86 katushkin

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Posted 14 October 2013 - 10:14 PM

Lots of amazing words

 

Wow. That was. Beautiful.

 

How do you avoid being kicked after downtime?

 

TEACH ME


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#87 Jinxit

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Posted 14 October 2013 - 10:19 PM

I'm in space when I log off

 

watch the launcher for when it switches to "Status: Unknown"

 

hit log in, wait for it to say 2-3 seconds until start, log in, select character

 

bam


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#88 Neverlastingfear

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Posted 14 October 2013 - 10:28 PM

10/10 Jinxit. I enjoy all of this.


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#89 bdd

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Posted 14 October 2013 - 10:29 PM

100/10 get fucked stupid nerds


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Posted 14 October 2013 - 10:56 PM

+1 would read again

 

Some really nice tears there, looking forward to reading the hate mail :)



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Posted 15 October 2013 - 12:27 AM

+1 would read again

 

Some really nice tears there, looking forward to reading the hate mail :)

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 12:51 AM

I would love to do that, but downtime for me is 4-4:30AM and I would just be griefing myself.

 

Love the tears Jinxit.


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#93 larowin

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 12:52 AM

:bravo: 

 

well done man, you are a master


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Posted 15 October 2013 - 01:01 AM

Amaaaaaaazing

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 01:23 PM

5/10 so-so


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Posted 15 October 2013 - 02:31 PM

Death to all jump freighters.


공산주의가 이길 것이다.

 

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#97 Don Peyote

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 03:00 PM

i love you jinxit


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Posted 15 October 2013 - 03:24 PM

You are the best of us.

Did you actually talk to the dude about the vigilant or dis he seriously just accept that random contract?

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