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#1 Jinxit

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 09:44 AM

So after having Sarah in waffles a bit, I thought it was time to get back into the chainsmoking game. smoov had been badgering me for a while to start up another corp like Vindicator Squad or Piñatas Incorporated, but I figured I'd go around doing some classical fast chainsmoking before coming back.

 

I've tried to extract the meaningless bullshit from the logs, to keep them as entertaining as possible. Without further ado:

 

Part 1

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I planned to stay in corp until I could find the next one, but I disconnected and he was pretty fast at kicking me.

 

Part 2

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After this I went to bed, and in class the next day I actually remote connected to my PC from my phone in order to log in after downtime. Only that if you log in using the launcher too early, your login key will expire and you have to do it all over again. It doesn't tell you this until the server is already up. He got there first. RIP.

 

Part 3

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This time I stuck around in the corp until I could find the next one. Of course I saved the best for last.

 

Part 4

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So, 24 hours, 4 corps smoked. Roughly 700m richer, 2.5b destroyed, and plenty of tears acquired.


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Posted 13 September 2013 - 09:57 AM

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#3 Inquisitor Kitchner

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 10:05 AM

[ 2013.09.12 16:55:01 ] Miss C Estidal > I'm the only girl in my class, studying to be a mechanic

 

 

Read as: I'm a fat male nerd who likes roleplaying girls


 

[ 2013.09.12 18:27:03 ] Miss C Estidal > and you can say hi to blue or whatever his name is..

[ 2013.09.12 18:27:45 ] Sarah Harpoon > ?
[ 2013.09.12 18:28:20 ] Miss C Estidal > there's another chainsmoker that's pretty famous.. thought you knew him :(
[ 2013.09.12 18:28:32 ] Sarah Harpoon > blue is a pretty vague name
[ 2013.09.12 18:29:05 ] Sarah Harpoon > popblues420420?

 

 

Probably read that amazingly well written article with no typos or errors about him. 


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#4 Inquisitor Kitchner

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 10:05 AM

Seriously though that was some entertaining shit. 


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Posted 13 September 2013 - 10:08 AM

Read as: I'm a fat male nerd who likes roleplaying girls

 

yeah this was my thought as well


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#6 Inquisitor Kitchner

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 10:09 AM

Did either of then give you medal that said "DO NOT HIRE THIS GUY HIS AWOXS HIS CORP MATES"

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#7 Jinxit

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 10:11 AM

an old one that I got the same way:

 

Code Orange

This medal is given to members who have shown exceptional teamwork abilities, even though it didn't give them any personal gain.

 

and these two are in chronological order:

 

Smoking Teach

Thanks for a good lesson mate :)

 

Harpoon Award

For showing me that i am foolish and idiotic.

 

 

they're all public


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#8 Jinxit

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 10:15 AM

btw if someone wants to get started with chainsmoking and has questions (or wants to get neutral RR from me) just ping me on irc


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#9 Inquisitor Kitchner

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 10:29 AM

Why the fuck wouldn't they just give you a medal saying you killed them while in corp? Sure you can hide it but still.

 

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#10 Don Peyote

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 10:33 AM

that guy in the procurer made me chuckle. rip in piss


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Posted 13 September 2013 - 02:20 PM

> Sniggle


공산주의가 이길 것이다.


#12 Travis Uchonela

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 04:17 PM

Sniggle so OP. Great read.

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#13 doublestep

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 05:01 PM

[ 2013.09.12 20:05:33 ] Tommy O'Leary > i didnt look hard enough
[ 2013.09.12 20:05:35 ] Sarah Harpoon > I have been in 3 corps in the last 24 hours
[ 2013.09.12 20:05:39 ] Tommy O'Leary > i just
[ 2013.09.12 20:05:46 ] Sarah Harpoon > you're just a scrub
[ 2013.09.12 20:05:51 ] Tommy O'Leary > yeah
[ 2013.09.12 20:05:59 ] Tommy O'Leary > a worhtless scrub

 

so fucking good


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#14 shallot

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 06:46 PM

so worthless he couldn't even spell it


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Posted 13 September 2013 - 07:38 PM

this thread is bad and you should feel bad



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Posted 13 September 2013 - 08:30 PM

I can do neut RR if anyone needs also


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Posted 13 September 2013 - 08:58 PM

That last guy has a terminal lack of self-esteem.

 

Good Read / 10


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Posted 13 September 2013 - 10:10 PM

Man, some people are dumb


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#19 Jinxit

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 10:11 PM

this thread is bad and you should feel bad

 

fuck off smoov, make more bad corp logos about it


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#20 Vellamo

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 10:20 PM

wow guys, set an example so other gay couples and come out without all the fighting tia


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#21 Jinxit

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 10:27 PM

Part 5

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#22 doublestep

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 10:33 PM

tangu


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#23 Jinxit

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 10:35 PM

oops forgot the killmail heh, added


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Posted 13 September 2013 - 10:36 PM

oops forgot the killmail heh, added

i can't find it

 

edit: well, reloading the page helps


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#25 Jinxit

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 10:36 PM

http://eve-kill.net/...kll_id=19615953

 

it was shit anyways

 

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#26 Daruna

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 10:46 PM

MAXISH





AGAIN

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"You see that nigga turnin', You feel the bullet burnin', Nigga now you learnin'." - Duke Martin Luther King Jr, in his speech Brave New World
(7:16:42 PM) richterenderas:
dirk_action is a perpetuator of the socialist cause and a powerful ak-47 wardancer

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 10:57 PM

Do you have logs from scamming him in ESG?

I can't believe it's so easy to get in a corp. Fucking high sec.

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 11:01 PM

Do you have logs from scamming him in ESG?

I can't believe it's so easy to get in a corp. Fucking high sec.


even better. there's a soundcloud I uploaded of me taking everything he owns *after killing him and his friend* on teamspeak

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"You see that nigga turnin', You feel the bullet burnin', Nigga now you learnin'." - Duke Martin Luther King Jr, in his speech Brave New World
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dirk_action is a perpetuator of the socialist cause and a powerful ak-47 wardancer

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 11:02 PM

if I don't get home before someone else posts the link I'll link it

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"You see that nigga turnin', You feel the bullet burnin', Nigga now you learnin'." - Duke Martin Luther King Jr, in his speech Brave New World
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dirk_action is a perpetuator of the socialist cause and a powerful ak-47 wardancer

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 11:06 PM

I'm missing some logs, but knowing the style I did back then it wasn't much more than "hey rent from us"

 

Completely unedited logs:

 

2012.02.14

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2012.02.28

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2012.03.02

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2012.03.07

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after that the soundcloud takes over:

 

and Dirk is a big babby, I already linked the soundcloud


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#31 Daruna

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 11:45 PM

oh yeah looks like jingsit linked it in his spoilered bit on the maxish post v0v

 

there it is in all its glory


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"You see that nigga turnin', You feel the bullet burnin', Nigga now you learnin'." - Duke Martin Luther King Jr, in his speech Brave New World
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dirk_action is a perpetuator of the socialist cause and a powerful ak-47 wardancer

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 02:48 AM

jinxit wasted my time for a corp with 1-2month old players and no kills

 

so i made this

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 02:54 AM

wow hello tsmoov fancy seeing you here


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"You see that nigga turnin', You feel the bullet burnin', Nigga now you learnin'." - Duke Martin Luther King Jr, in his speech Brave New World
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dirk_action is a perpetuator of the socialist cause and a powerful ak-47 wardancer

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 03:11 AM

wow hello tsmoov fancy seeing you here

did you even read the thread?



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Posted 14 September 2013 - 03:23 AM

hi hello


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Posted 14 September 2013 - 03:25 AM

hi tsmoov


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Posted 14 September 2013 - 03:59 AM

Man, I miss chainsmoking. Brings back good times with Nynjato and my Bhaalgorn.



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Posted 14 September 2013 - 04:44 AM

never forget crimson vectore


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Posted 14 September 2013 - 05:49 AM

never forget crimson vectore

i just saw this http://eve-kill.net/...kll_id=19268488

 

 

poor guy



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Posted 14 September 2013 - 02:51 PM

Chsinsmoking only took off after that fantastic journalist wrote that amazing article with no spelling mistakes or typos in it what so ever.

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 02:51 PM

Lol typo in that post

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#42 Jinxit

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 02:52 PM

amazing


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Posted 14 September 2013 - 02:56 PM

Chainsmoking is a better name than "Safari"

 

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 05:18 PM

I tried awoxing a highsec mining corp a couple weeks ago.

 

Fuckers were absolutely dirt poor, harassed by a bunch of suicide gankers, and stuck trying to base an "industrial" corp out of emperor family stations (no factories watsoever)... I gave up after they wouln't undock for days, and left whith 10 millions worth of minmatar shuttles.

 

I suck at this.


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Posted 14 September 2013 - 06:02 PM

don't worry, my two most recent corps have been really bad too, they ended up finding out what I do after I joined and then never undocking, it happens


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 01:39 AM

The only solution is to join more corps.



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Posted 15 September 2013 - 02:45 AM

So after forcing jinxit to join the fucking corp and make alts he got this madlof guy to join aswell

 

 

anyways, i get home from work and saw kid looking for a caldari mission corp not even 5mins of getting on the computer

 

 

http://eve-kill.net/...kll_id=19639550

 

jinxit needs to step his game up

 

 

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Posted 15 September 2013 - 03:02 AM

pretty fucking fun no word of a lie


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Posted 15 September 2013 - 09:58 AM

So after forcing jinxit to join the fucking corp and make alts he got this madlof guy to join aswell

 

 

anyways, i get home from work and saw kid looking for a caldari mission corp not even 5mins of getting on the computer

 

 

http://eve-kill.net/...kll_id=19639550

 

jinxit needs to step his game up

 

 

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Oh wow :--DDD


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