So after having Sarah in waffles a bit, I thought it was time to get back into the chainsmoking game. smoov had been badgering me for a while to start up another corp like Vindicator Squad or Piñatas Incorporated, but I figured I'd go around doing some classical fast chainsmoking before coming back.
I've tried to extract the meaningless bullshit from the logs, to keep them as entertaining as possible. Without further ado:
[ 2013.09.09 20:44:46 ] Mondra Cadarn > Kimaere, a new corp, it's looking for players for High Sec gaming. New-Players Frendly:-) contact us
[ 2013.09.11 21:43:02 ] Mondra Cadarn > hello
[ 2013.09.11 21:43:15 ] Sarah Harpoon > so what's up with this corp
[ 2013.09.11 21:44:07 ] Mondra Cadarn > :-) ok we are new, just founded, so we have few members right now, we actually run missions and mine mostly, in order to increase and organize things, we obviously need more members:-)
[ 2013.09.11 21:44:16 ] Mondra Cadarn > we are based for now in Mani
[ 2013.09.11 21:48:47 ] Mondra Cadarn > you seems the kind of pilot that always leave a corp after a while, mind if i ask why?
[ 2013.09.11 21:48:52 ] Mondra Cadarn > what are you looking for?:-)
[ 2013.09.11 21:49:08 ] Sarah Harpoon > activity mostly
[ 2013.09.11 21:49:26 ] Sarah Harpoon > many corps promise activity
[ 2013.09.11 21:49:29 ] Sarah Harpoon > I keep falling for it
[ 2013.09.11 21:49:32 ] Sarah Harpoon > at least you didn't do that
[ 2013.09.11 21:50:09 ] Mondra Cadarn > :-) i'm not the kind of man that lie in order to recruit people
[ 2013.09.11 21:51:07 ] Sarah Harpoon > want to run some missions?
[ 2013.09.11 21:51:14 ] Sarah Harpoon > I want to try my new ship
[ 2013.09.11 21:51:15 ] Mondra Cadarn > sure why not?.-)
[ 2013.09.11 21:53:52 ] Mondra Cadarn > mind if i ask where are you from?
[ 2013.09.11 21:54:17 ] Sarah Harpoon > sweden
[ 2013.09.11 21:54:18 ] Sarah Harpoon > you?
[ 2013.09.11 21:54:23 ] Mondra Cadarn > oh nice!
[ 2013.09.11 21:54:25 ] Mondra Cadarn > i'm italian^^
[ 2013.09.11 21:54:38 ] Mondra Cadarn > got load of friends from swe, back in wow ^^
[ 2013.09.11 21:54:40 ] Sarah Harpoon > cool
[ 2013.09.11 21:54:52 ] Sarah Harpoon > do you really speak like the family guy clip
[ 2013.09.11 21:55:01 ] Mondra Cadarn > ahhah
[ 2013.09.11 22:04:40 ] Sarah Harpoon > why hello there
[ 2013.09.11 22:05:18 ] Mondra Cadarn > welcome:-D
[ 2013.09.11 22:05:24 ] Sarah Harpoon > thanks
[ 2013.09.11 22:05:38 ] Mondra Cadarn > so, ready to run some mission?
[ 2013.09.11 22:08:30 ] Mondra Cadarn > warp on me when you want
[ 2013.09.11 22:14:47 ] Mondra Cadarn > reall^^?
[ 2013.09.11 22:14:51 ] Mondra Cadarn > heeh k^^
[ 2013.09.11 22:16:04 ] Mondra Cadarn > :-)
[ 2013.09.11 22:16:11 ] Mondra Cadarn > a lot of kindness:-)
What the fuck?
[ 2013.09.11 22:24:12 ] Mondra Cadarn > but i'm serious, i was wondering a player that was in sniggle, was joining my corp, i was happy about it.-) and forgot about people that join corp for kill others ship:-)
[ 2013.09.11 22:24:31 ] Sarah Harpoon > get elite pvp'd
[ 2013.09.11 22:24:50 ] Mondra Cadarn > heheh yes, i was in providence, so i know who you are:-)
[ 2013.09.11 22:28:42 ] Sarah Harpoon > you can also pay me to drop corp
[ 2013.09.11 22:29:30 ] Mondra Cadarn > i'm not going to pay you for that:-) since i don't care:-D
[ 2013.09.11 22:38:44 ] Sarah Harpoon > how does 200m sound?
[ 2013.09.11 22:38:57 ] Sarah Harpoon > should be no problem since you can afford plex and somer
[ 2013.09.11 22:39:12 ] Mondra Cadarn > to much:-) if i disband the corp and build a new one it will cost me lesser:-)
[ 2013.09.11 22:39:25 ] Sarah Harpoon > then I'll come back on an alt
[ 2013.09.11 22:39:27 ] Sarah Harpoon > and gank you again
[ 2013.09.11 22:39:37 ] Sarah Harpoon > if you pay I'll stay away
[ 2013.09.11 22:39:39 ] Mondra Cadarn > yeah, or maybe not.-)
[ 2013.09.11 22:40:05 ] Sarah Harpoon > think of it like the mafia
[ 2013.09.11 22:40:07 ] Sarah Harpoon > protection money
[ 2013.09.11 22:40:30 ] Mondra Cadarn > yeah, and i will never pay mafia:-) i prefer to die, like many in north italy^^
[ 2013.09.11 23:06:08 ] Sarah Harpoon > 90m
[ 2013.09.11 23:06:40 ] Mondra Cadarn > that's ok?
[ 2013.09.11 23:07:31 ] Sarah Harpoon > yeah sure
At least he gave me 90m. v0v
[ 2013.09.11 23:07:40 ] Sarah Harpoon > just gonna chill in the corp for a while, not gonna do anything
[ 2013.09.11 23:07:46 ] Sarah Harpoon > will drop corp within the hour
[ 2013.09.11 23:07:50 ] Sarah Harpoon > pleasure doing business
[ 2013.09.11 23:08:27 ] Mondra Cadarn > anyway, i've to thank you
[ 2013.09.11 23:08:41 ] Mondra Cadarn > you teached me something that i was thinking as a myth.
[ 2013.09.11 23:09:01 ] Sarah Harpoon > np
[ 2013.09.11 23:09:04 ] Mondra Cadarn > (yes my english it is not the best)
I planned to stay in corp until I could find the next one, but I disconnected and he was pretty fast at kicking me.
[ 2013.09.11 23:47:21 ] ceurillion82 > Evenstar Venture - Seeking Miners and Mission Runners
[ 2013.09.11 23:48:35 ] ceurillion82 > Hey
[ 2013.09.11 23:48:37 ] ceurillion82 > hows it going?
[ 2013.09.11 23:48:42 ] Sarah Harpoon > good thanks
[ 2013.09.11 23:48:47 ] Sarah Harpoon > so I'm looking for a corp
[ 2013.09.11 23:50:11 ] ceurillion82 > cool what do you enjoy doing in eve?
[ 2013.09.11 23:50:22 ] Sarah Harpoon > well I want to get into doing missions
[ 2013.09.11 23:50:25 ] Sarah Harpoon > but I have no standings
[ 2013.09.11 23:50:32 ] ceurillion82 > we do mostly mining, mission running, building market etc
[ 2013.09.11 23:50:51 ] ceurillion82 > cool I can se you up with some level 3's we can do together in Ebtesham to get you standing faster
[ 2013.09.11 23:51:27 ] Sarah Harpoon > nahh I want to do l4s
[ 2013.09.11 23:51:49 ] ceurillion82 > what ship are you flying?
[ 2013.09.11 23:52:12 ] Sarah Harpoon > vulture
[ 2013.09.11 23:53:25 ] ceurillion82 > nice ill be picking up golem in about 3 weeks but for now I fly the Scorpion
[ 2013.09.11 23:53:31 ] Sarah Harpoon > navy scorp?
[ 2013.09.11 23:53:46 ] ceurillion82 > yup
[ 2013.09.11 23:58:50 ] ceurillion82 > done any pvp ?
[ 2013.09.11 23:59:24 ] Sarah Harpoon > Kill: Qrazzlof (Scythe) Kill: Mentalcowman (Harbinger) Kill: Kidd Billups (Prophecy)
[ 2013.09.11 23:59:26 ] Sarah Harpoon > yeah
[ 2013.09.12 00:00:07 ] ceurillion82 > nice some good kills there
[ 2013.09.12 00:01:22 ] Sarah Harpoon > thanks
[ 2013.09.12 00:01:57 ] Sarah Harpoon > not in it for the pvp now though
[ 2013.09.12 00:01:59 ] Sarah Harpoon > school starting
[ 2013.09.12 00:02:03 ] Sarah Harpoon > no time for hardcore playing
[ 2013.09.12 00:02:50 ] ceurillion82 > I understand that
[ 2013.09.12 00:04:37 ] ceurillion82 > feel free to apply to the corp would be nice having you
[ 2013.09.12 00:05:32 ] Sarah Harpoon > cool
[ 2013.09.12 00:05:35 ] Sarah Harpoon > just gotta dock up
[ 2013.09.12 00:05:49 ] Sarah Harpoon > are you up for doing some missions? I want to try my new ship
[ 2013.09.12 00:07:01 ] ceurillion82 > yeah about 15-20 min can do
[ 2013.09.12 00:07:12 ] Sarah Harpoon > cool
[ 2013.09.12 00:07:53 ] Sarah Harpoon > gonna accept invite once I'm over in ebtesham
I accept corp invite, but we keep talking in private because there's more people online than him. I join his fleet, and we start making our way towards the mission system.
[ 2013.09.12 00:30:38 ] Visitmaniac > see how hard some of these level 4's are lol
[ 2013.09.12 00:31:08 ] Sarah Harpoon > heh
[ 2013.09.12 00:31:35 ] Visitmaniac > Ive done some solo but some are a bit to hard solo so will be nice having someone to do them with
[ 2013.09.12 00:31:53 ] Sarah Harpoon > nice
[ 2013.09.12 00:32:25 ] Sarah Harpoon > warping together lol
[ 2013.09.12 00:32:39 ] Visitmaniac > lol that was pretty rare haha
[ 2013.09.12 00:32:55 ] Visitmaniac > thats a sweet looking ship
[ 2013.09.12 00:38:57 ] Sarah Harpoon > let me know when I can warp
[ 2013.09.12 00:39:18 ] Visitmaniac > at gate first gate is safe
[ 2013.09.12 00:39:56 ] Sarah Harpoon > coming
[ 2013.09.12 00:40:52 ] Visitmaniac > got argo your clear to come in
[ 2013.09.12 00:41:02 ] Sarah Harpoon > 400m to let you go
[ 2013.09.12 00:41:25 ] Visitmaniac > really lol
[ 2013.09.12 00:41:29 ] Sarah Harpoon > yep
[ 2013.09.12 00:41:32 ] Sarah Harpoon > think fast
[ 2013.09.12 00:42:11 ] Visitmaniac > ok ok
[ 2013.09.12 00:42:19 ] Sarah Harpoon > 400m
[ 2013.09.12 00:42:19 ] Sarah Harpoon > now
[ 2013.09.12 00:42:42 ] Visitmaniac > your gonna kill me to fast
[ 2013.09.12 00:42:47 ] Sarah Harpoon > send it to me
[ 2013.09.12 00:42:47 ] Sarah Harpoon > now
He sends me 400 isk. Nice try.
[ 2013.09.12 00:43:11 ] Sarah Harpoon > try again
[ 2013.09.12 00:43:16 ] Sarah Harpoon > 10
[ 2013.09.12 00:43:17 ] Sarah Harpoon > 9
[ 2013.09.12 00:43:19 ] Sarah Harpoon > 8
[ 2013.09.12 00:43:20 ] Sarah Harpoon > 7
[ 2013.09.12 00:43:21 ] Sarah Harpoon > 6
[ 2013.09.12 00:43:22 ] Sarah Harpoon > 5
[ 2013.09.12 00:43:22 ] Sarah Harpoon > 4
[ 2013.09.12 00:43:23 ] Sarah Harpoon > 3
[ 2013.09.12 00:43:24 ] Sarah Harpoon > 2
[ 2013.09.12 00:43:25 ] Sarah Harpoon > 1
[ 2013.09.12 00:45:20 ] Sarah Harpoon > should have paid m8
And he gives me a 125m bounty, neat.
[ 2013.09.12 00:47:31 ] Sarah Harpoon > wow couldn't you afford a bigger bounty?
[ 2013.09.12 00:47:46 ] ceurillion82 > yes but not worth it for that cheepness
[ 2013.09.12 00:56:09 ] Sarah Harpoon > one cheap way out of this is to give me a corp medal
[ 2013.09.12 00:56:11 ] Sarah Harpoon > made for me
[ 2013.09.12 00:56:18 ] Sarah Harpoon > do that and I'll drop corp
[ 2013.09.12 00:57:24 ] ceurillion82 > nah got a better idea
I had started heading for their home system, and spot his pod sitting 18km off of me on a gate. Luckily I had a faction scram.
[ 2013.09.12 00:58:19 ] Sarah Harpoon > is that a part of it
[ 2013.09.12 00:58:34 ] Sarah Harpoon > nice implants
[ 2013.09.12 00:58:34 ] ceurillion82 > yup cuz my clone lol
[ 2013.09.12 00:58:39 ] Orythan Melionore > whats going on?
[ 2013.09.12 00:58:53 ] Sarah Harpoon > all I ask for is a medal
[ 2013.09.12 00:59:01 ] Orythan Melionore > what is going on
[ 2013.09.12 00:59:05 ] ceurillion82 > just a jerk of eve you know the low lifes lol
[ 2013.09.12 00:59:29 ] Orythan Melionore > What's the point, Sarah?
[ 2013.09.12 01:00:44 ] ceurillion82 > did you or did you not just lose your ship?
[ 2013.09.12 01:00:52 ] Sarah Harpoon > me? why would I?
[ 2013.09.12 01:01:02 ] ceurillion82 > high sec pod kill ?
[ 2013.09.12 01:01:07 ] Sarah Harpoon > corpmate
[ 2013.09.12 01:01:08 ] Sarah Harpoon > B)
[ 2013.09.12 01:01:20 ] ceurillion82 > lol thats the dumbest thing I have ever heard
[ 2013.09.12 01:03:10 ] Orythan Melionore > let me get a grasp of your plan
[ 2013.09.12 01:03:20 ] Orythan Melionore > you go corp to corp to kill corpmates for loot?
[ 2013.09.12 01:04:11 ] ceurillion82 > so in otherwords just a jerk
[ 2013.09.12 01:16:05 ] Orythan Melionore > what do you fly?
[ 2013.09.12 01:16:53 ] Orythan Melionore > a big flying pussy?
[ 2013.09.12 01:17:45 ] Orythan Melionore > you cant access highsec as I see
[ 2013.09.12 01:17:55 ] Sarah Harpoon > yeah I can
[ 2013.09.12 01:17:58 ] Sarah Harpoon > you're just a scrub
[ 2013.09.12 01:18:01 ] Sarah Harpoon > I killed him in hisec
[ 2013.09.12 01:18:14 ] Orythan Melionore > I'm a scrub, good
[ 2013.09.12 01:27:10 ] Sarah Harpoon > tell you what
[ 2013.09.12 01:27:16 ] Sarah Harpoon > you stick around in this corp
[ 2013.09.12 01:27:20 ] Sarah Harpoon > then you get a battlecruiser
[ 2013.09.12 01:27:25 ] Sarah Harpoon > and kill this nerd's orca
[ 2013.09.12 01:27:32 ] Orythan Melionore > no I don't
[ 2013.09.12 01:27:39 ] Sarah Harpoon > if you do that, I'll give you as much isk as it says on the killmail
[ 2013.09.12 01:27:49 ] Sarah Harpoon > just putting that out there
[ 2013.09.12 01:27:51 ] Orythan Melionore > because I'm not an opportunist shitflick
[ 2013.09.12 01:28:29 ] Orythan Melionore > You know what I like in you?
[ 2013.09.12 01:28:52 ] Orythan Melionore > Absolutely nothing.
After this I went to bed, and in class the next day I actually remote connected to my PC from my phone in order to log in after downtime. Only that if you log in using the launcher too early, your login key will expire and you have to do it all over again. It doesn't tell you this until the server is already up. He got there first. RIP.
[ 2013.09.12 16:30:27 ] Miss C Estidal > Immortalis Custos - Recruiting Industrial and PvE
[ 2013.09.12 16:31:31 ] Sarah Harpoon > yo
[ 2013.09.12 16:32:11 ] Miss C Estidal > how can I help you?
[ 2013.09.12 16:32:30 ] Sarah Harpoon > looking for a corp
[ 2013.09.12 16:32:38 ] Sarah Harpoon > so what's your corp all about
[ 2013.09.12 16:33:30 ] Miss C Estidal > mostly industrial and PvE, building things etc :P
[ 2013.09.12 16:34:15 ] Sarah Harpoon > yeahh
[ 2013.09.12 16:34:18 ] Sarah Harpoon > I want to get into missions
[ 2013.09.12 16:34:23 ] Sarah Harpoon > but I don't have standings at all
[ 2013.09.12 16:34:40 ] Miss C Estidal > yeah and I kinda can see that you're a pretty wanted person :P
[ 2013.09.12 16:34:57 ] Sarah Harpoon > lol
[ 2013.09.12 16:35:02 ] Sarah Harpoon > the bounty is from when I was in sniggwaffe
[ 2013.09.12 16:35:15 ] Miss C Estidal > yeah I kinda realized that much :P
[ 2013.09.12 16:35:40 ] Miss C Estidal > takes me 30 sec to do a background check on people thanks to killboard :P
She checked my killboard. Already getting ready for this to be a trap.
[ 2013.09.12 16:36:10 ] Sarah Harpoon > so do you guys mind having me along on l4 missions for standings?
[ 2013.09.12 16:36:22 ] Sarah Harpoon > don't care about the isk until I get the standings up tbh
[ 2013.09.12 16:38:57 ] Miss C Estidal > well as it is right now I don't know, since I can see that you've been actively joining corps and leaving and that leaves a big question mark.. aswell as you were in a waffe corp..
[ 2013.09.12 16:39:19 ] Sarah Harpoon > wait do you think it's bad that I was in sniggwaffe?
[ 2013.09.12 16:39:43 ] Miss C Estidal > well I don't trust the waffe corp :P
[ 2013.09.12 16:39:43 ] Sarah Harpoon > pretty much the best and most honourable space pilots in eve
[ 2013.09.12 16:39:59 ] Miss C Estidal > might be but I don't know them
[ 2013.09.12 16:40:30 ] Miss C Estidal > and in eve it's pretty much the rule "don't trust anyone"
[ 2013.09.12 16:40:41 ] Miss C Estidal > though I do trust my members
[ 2013.09.12 16:41:08 ] Sarah Harpoon > let me join and you can trust me then :^)
[ 2013.09.12 16:42:35 ] Miss C Estidal > lol why I trust the members is mostly because I know their background, aswell as their full access API including info as mail and wallet :P
[ 2013.09.12 16:43:01 ] Miss C Estidal > they got nothing to hide but their butts from awoxers and gankers that is ^^'
RIPRIPRIPRIP THIS IS SO GOING TO BE A TRAP, AND I'M GONNA FALL FOR IT
[ 2013.09.12 16:49:33 ] Sarah Harpoon > 2584938
[ 2013.09.12 16:49:35 ] Sarah Harpoon > ZyWtHgOeL7K5bQMeuUNgJf2YcHkmuxHY5GzmghGIdBk299YvzcDasb3NsGDJ7bX9
[ 2013.09.12 16:49:37 ] Sarah Harpoon > have fun
[ 2013.09.12 16:51:27 ] Miss C Estidal > btw why IMOCU when there's bigger corps out there?
[ 2013.09.12 16:51:53 ] Miss C Estidal > and why leave Sniggwaffe if you liked them? O_o
[ 2013.09.12 16:52:11 ] Sarah Harpoon > uni is starting
[ 2013.09.12 16:52:14 ] Sarah Harpoon > need a chill place
[ 2013.09.12 16:52:21 ] Sarah Harpoon > where there's no activity requirements and shit
[ 2013.09.12 16:52:47 ] Miss C Estidal > ah what uni?
[ 2013.09.12 16:53:01 ] Miss C Estidal > or which might be more of a proper word
[ 2013.09.12 16:53:14 ] Sarah Harpoon > doubt you know it, it's in sweden
[ 2013.09.12 16:53:34 ] Miss C Estidal > I'm swedish
[ 2013.09.12 16:54:04 ] Sarah Harpoon > på riktigt?
[ 2013.09.12 16:54:04 ] Sarah Harpoon > lol
From here on we obviously switched to swedish. I translated the good bits:
[ 2013.09.12 16:55:01 ] Miss C Estidal > I'm the only girl in my class, studying to be a mechanic
[ 2013.09.12 17:18:03 ] Miss C Estidal > I love my raven.. but I think it works better with level 4 and not level 1 xD
[ 2013.09.12 17:18:21 ] Sarah Harpoon > can I tag along for some l4 missions for standings?
[ 2013.09.12 17:18:24 ] Sarah Harpoon > so I won't have to do l1 :p
[ 2013.09.12 17:18:44 ] Miss C Estidal > sure if I can find any xD
[ 2013.09.12 17:18:57 ] Sarah Harpoon >
[ 2013.09.12 17:19:03 ] Sarah Harpoon > can I app to corp?
[ 2013.09.12 17:19:14 ] Miss C Estidal > feel free :P
[ 2013.09.12 17:29:42 ] Miss C Estidal > we'll see if this works out, I have to leave soon, I have to get up at 6 am tomorrow
[ 2013.09.12 17:30:02 ] Sarah Harpoon > I'm 12 jumps out
[ 2013.09.12 17:30:06 ] Sarah Harpoon > shouldn't take too long
[ 2013.09.12 17:30:16 ] Sarah Harpoon > and I want to try my new vulture
[ 2013.09.12 17:35:07 ] Miss C Estidal > xD
[ 2013.09.12 17:36:37 ] Sarah Harpoon > found a mission?
[ 2013.09.12 17:36:51 ] Miss C Estidal > no level 4s with minmatar
[ 2013.09.12 17:49:26 ] Miss C Estidal > you really haven't cared about standings at all right?
[ 2013.09.12 17:49:40 ] Sarah Harpoon > nope :p
[ 2013.09.12 17:49:56 ] Miss C Estidal > only PvP until now? xD
[ 2013.09.12 17:50:11 ] Sarah Harpoon > mhm
[ 2013.09.12 17:50:37 ] Miss C Estidal > I'd love to hear if you have any tips and tricks for pvp
[ 2013.09.12 17:51:15 ] Sarah Harpoon > hm
[ 2013.09.12 17:51:17 ] Sarah Harpoon > what do you want to know?
[ 2013.09.12 17:52:23 ] Miss C Estidal > what's the best to have, a battle ship or a smaller ship for small group pvp?
[ 2013.09.12 17:54:16 ] Sarah Harpoon > if you do battleships you need people in smaller ships for support
[ 2013.09.12 17:54:58 ] Sarah Harpoon > can you do me a favour?
[ 2013.09.12 17:55:10 ] Miss C Estidal > sure
[ 2013.09.12 17:55:28 ] Sarah Harpoon > I want to test the tank on my vulture
[ 2013.09.12 17:55:49 ] Sarah Harpoon > sitting at planet 1, want to do a "duel" so you can shoot a bit at me? :p
[ 2013.09.12 17:56:09 ] Miss C Estidal > you don't have to duel in corp, you know that right? :P
Oh. I had no idea.
[ 2013.09.12 17:56:18 ] Sarah Harpoon > oh
[ 2013.09.12 17:56:20 ] Sarah Harpoon > oh right
[ 2013.09.12 17:56:22 ] Sarah Harpoon > forgot that
[ 2013.09.12 17:56:31 ] Sarah Harpoon > well you know what I mean :p
[ 2013.09.12 17:58:27 ] Sarah Harpoon > at the same time I can demonstrate why a solo BS doesn't work so well
[ 2013.09.12 17:59:29 ] Miss C Estidal > sure
[ 2013.09.12 18:03:18 ] Sarah Harpoon > lesson 1:
[ 2013.09.12 18:03:20 ] Sarah Harpoon > don't fall for bait
[ 2013.09.12 18:04:09 ] Miss C Estidal > oh?
[ 2013.09.12 18:04:26 ] Sarah Harpoon > yep
[ 2013.09.12 18:04:28 ] Sarah Harpoon > that's how you die
[ 2013.09.12 18:08:04 ] Miss C Estidal > lesson 1. I'm a girl.. lesson 2. I don't trust anyone xD lesson 3. I do PvE in group not alone
[ 2013.09.12 18:08:14 ] Miss C Estidal > thanks for the lesson though ^^
[ 2013.09.12 18:08:32 ] Sarah Harpoon > wow what does your gender have to do with anything
[ 2013.09.12 18:08:38 ] Sarah Harpoon > and you apparently trusted me
[ 2013.09.12 18:08:53 ] Miss C Estidal > haha nah my ship wasn't that important :P
Didn't want that ship anyways.
[ 2013.09.12 18:09:57 ] Miss C Estidal > a jealous girl makes better research than FBI, heard of that expression?
[ 2013.09.12 18:10:14 ] Miss C Estidal > it also applies in the way that girls don't trust anyone :P
[ 2013.09.12 18:10:21 ] Sarah Harpoon > there are no girls on the internet, heard of that expression?
[ 2013.09.12 18:10:29 ] Sarah Harpoon > pretty obvious with the whole "I don't have a mic" thing tbh
I lost the quote but she said that pretty early on.
[ 2013.09.12 18:13:49 ] Sarah Harpoon > btw
[ 2013.09.12 18:13:54 ] Sarah Harpoon > if you want me to drop corp
[ 2013.09.12 18:13:58 ] Sarah Harpoon > it'll only cost you a medal
[ 2013.09.12 18:16:57 ] Miss C Estidal > why would I give you a medal? :P
[ 2013.09.12 18:17:13 ] Sarah Harpoon > because I'm cool
[ 2013.09.12 18:17:30 ] Miss C Estidal > where?
[ 2013.09.12 18:17:44 ] Sarah Harpoon > everywhere
[ 2013.09.12 18:18:02 ] Miss C Estidal > you should get glasses
[ 2013.09.12 18:18:15 ] Sarah Harpoon > #burn
[ 2013.09.12 18:18:22 ] Sarah Harpoon > how will I ever recover
[ 2013.09.12 18:20:23 ] Miss C Estidal > I don't know.. you'll have to awox someone else's corp to recover :P
[ 2013.09.12 18:23:31 ] Sarah Harpoon > I prefer the term chainsmoking
[ 2013.09.12 18:23:50 ] Miss C Estidal > just look out so you don't get cancer
[ 2013.09.12 18:24:33 ] Sarah Harpoon > hey that's nothing to joke about
[ 2013.09.12 18:24:44 ] Sarah Harpoon > the risk is significant considering how many idiots there are in hisec
[ 2013.09.12 18:24:59 ] Miss C Estidal > yup I'm one of them ^^
[ 2013.09.12 18:27:03 ] Miss C Estidal > and you can say hi to blue or whatever his name is..
[ 2013.09.12 18:27:45 ] Sarah Harpoon > ?
[ 2013.09.12 18:28:20 ] Miss C Estidal > there's another chainsmoker that's pretty famous.. thought you knew him
[ 2013.09.12 18:28:32 ] Sarah Harpoon > blue is a pretty vague name
[ 2013.09.12 18:29:05 ] Sarah Harpoon > popblues420420?
[ 2013.09.12 18:29:06 ] Miss C Estidal > blueeyes or whatever his name is
[ 2013.09.12 18:29:11 ] Miss C Estidal > yes
[ 2013.09.12 18:29:22 ] Miss C Estidal > *bad at names*
She knows smoov, that's neat I guess. After a while she gives me a medal after all.
[ 2013.09.12 19:12:09 ] Sarah Harpoon > yäääh
[ 2013.09.12 19:12:15 ] Sarah Harpoon > gonna drop corp soon, won't bother you anymore
[ 2013.09.12 19:12:41 ] Miss C Estidal > it was fun
[ 2013.09.12 19:12:55 ] Miss C Estidal > thanks for the lesson ^^
This time I stuck around in the corp until I could find the next one. Of course I saved the best for last.
[ 2013.09.12 19:07:32 ] Tommy O'Leary > Ten Line Industries - Looking for a Corp? we are mining
Excerpt from corp description:
For interested miners we have an ore quota. Much like the tax rate for the pve members we ask you provide the corporation with 150,000 m3 of ore per week.
Ore quotas? Really?
[ 2013.09.12 19:09:42 ] Sarah Harpoon > sup
[ 2013.09.12 19:09:56 ] Tommy O'Leary > how can i help you todau
[ 2013.09.12 19:10:09 ] Tommy O'Leary > today*
[ 2013.09.12 19:10:26 ] Sarah Harpoon > so what's this corp of yours about
[ 2013.09.12 19:11:19 ] Tommy O'Leary > mining manufature and pve with allience pvp
[ 2013.09.12 19:11:48 ] Sarah Harpoon > cool
[ 2013.09.12 19:11:54 ] Sarah Harpoon > I want to get into mining
[ 2013.09.12 19:12:25 ] Tommy O'Leary > well we are a great place to start we have full orca boosts
[ 2013.09.12 19:13:00 ] Sarah Harpoon > cool
[ 2013.09.12 19:13:03 ] Sarah Harpoon > running like constantly?
[ 2013.09.12 19:13:33 ] Tommy O'Leary > its a good portion of the time we cant promise it will be on always
[ 2013.09.12 19:13:44 ] Sarah Harpoon > yeah that's good enough
[ 2013.09.12 19:13:58 ] Sarah Harpoon > uhh I see this mining quota thing
[ 2013.09.12 19:14:05 ] Sarah Harpoon > if I join today, do I have to pay tomorrow?
[ 2013.09.12 19:14:17 ] Tommy O'Leary > No it would be next week
[ 2013.09.12 19:14:24 ] Sarah Harpoon > cool
[ 2013.09.12 19:15:29 ] Sarah Harpoon > so do you want to know anything about me
[ 2013.09.12 19:15:52 ] Tommy O'Leary > yes we will need a full api key for a background check
np I got this
[ 2013.09.12 19:16:12 ] Sarah Harpoon > what do you want checked?
[ 2013.09.12 19:17:49 ] Tommy O'Leary > everything it needs to be a full api key. basically im going to look in your history to make sure you have no connection to any current threats to our allience
[ 2013.09.12 19:18:32 ] Sarah Harpoon > sounds intense
[ 2013.09.12 19:18:33 ] Sarah Harpoon > 2585381
[ 2013.09.12 19:18:36 ] Sarah Harpoon > mZGHZWKSZQAPpmWivWnLTI44wrx1PTa9t0lR7bzpo54RICikJjO9NaaetXyLjV2U
[ 2013.09.12 19:19:14 ] Tommy O'Leary > okay one second
[ 2013.09.12 19:22:10 ] Tommy O'Leary > seems like you like to do some pvp
[ 2013.09.12 19:22:41 ] Sarah Harpoon > yeah
[ 2013.09.12 19:23:03 ] Tommy O'Leary > and you just your looking to switch into mining?
[ 2013.09.12 19:23:08 ] Sarah Harpoon > uni is starting
[ 2013.09.12 19:23:10 ] Sarah Harpoon > no time for pvp
[ 2013.09.12 19:23:26 ] Tommy O'Leary > ah i c alright
[ 2013.09.12 19:23:57 ] Tommy O'Leary > well your api checks out feel free to put in an application
[ 2013.09.12 19:24:04 ] Tommy O'Leary > we would be more then happy to have you join
TOLD YOU. Pubbies literally don't even check the key because they're so desperate for members.
[ 2013.09.12 19:55:52 ] Sarah Harpoon > hi hello
[ 2013.09.12 19:56:07 ] Tommy O'Leary > hello welcome offically
[ 2013.09.12 19:56:22 ] Sarah Harpoon > haha thanks
[ 2013.09.12 19:56:23 ] Sarah Harpoon > hi fox
[ 2013.09.12 19:56:26 ] Sarah Harpoon > or is that an alt?
[ 2013.09.12 19:56:35 ] Tommy O'Leary > no problem thats my alt haha
[ 2013.09.12 19:56:40 ] Sarah Harpoon > lol
[ 2013.09.12 19:56:42 ] Tommy O'Leary > he flys orca
[ 2013.09.12 19:57:19 ] Sarah Harpoon > you in the foolish ways fleet?
[ 2013.09.12 19:57:34 ] Fox GalRan > yes thats normally the standing fleet
[ 2013.09.12 19:57:40 ] Sarah Harpoon > cool
[ 2013.09.12 19:58:54 ] Tommy O'Leary > wtf
[ 2013.09.12 19:59:13 ] Sarah Harpoon > oops
[ 2013.09.12 19:59:31 ] Tommy O'Leary > ...
[ 2013.09.12 19:59:53 ] Sarah Harpoon > my hand slipped
[ 2013.09.12 19:59:57 ] Sarah Harpoon > 400m to spare the orca
Holy FUCK he ejected from the orca.
(22:00:04) Jinxit: FUCK
(22:00:05) Jinxit: UHHH
(22:00:07) Jinxit: PisovViet:
(22:00:08) Jinxit: PisovViet:
(22:00:09) Jinxit: PisovViet:
(22:00:11) Jinxit: PisovViet:
(22:00:19) doublestep: uh oh
(22:00:28) Jinxit: fuck
(22:00:30) Jinxit: I need an orca pilot
(22:00:31) Jinxit: in hisec
(22:00:38) Jinxit: Medea:
(22:00:39) Jinxit: maybe
(22:00:46) zenky: does it need to be neutral
(22:00:49) Jinxit: no
(22:00:56) zenky: how soon do you need it
(22:00:57) Jinxit: needs to grab an orca in amarr space
(22:01:00) Medea: Jinxit does it have to be an orca
(22:01:02) Medea: oh
(22:01:03) Medea: no
(22:01:06) Medea: i can't fly orca
(22:01:09) Jinxit: I have it locked
(22:01:16) zenky: Jinxit
(22:01:17) Jinxit: but idk if they are gonna come grab it
(22:01:17) zenky: pm me
Hero zanky steps in to help me out. He eventually gets here and picks it up, leaving us 575m richer.
[ 2013.09.12 20:04:28 ] Tommy O'Leary > how do you enjoy what you do?
[ 2013.09.12 20:04:36 ] Sarah Harpoon > it's easy
[ 2013.09.12 20:04:40 ] Sarah Harpoon > I get lots of isk
[ 2013.09.12 20:04:42 ] Sarah Harpoon > for free
[ 2013.09.12 20:04:50 ] Tommy O'Leary > i c
[ 2013.09.12 20:05:05 ] Sarah Harpoon > how do you enjoy what you do?
[ 2013.09.12 20:05:08 ] Tommy O'Leary > i cant run a corp... thanks for showing me that
[ 2013.09.12 20:05:13 ] Sarah Harpoon > m8
[ 2013.09.12 20:05:16 ] Sarah Harpoon > I even gave you API
[ 2013.09.12 20:05:18 ] Tommy O'Leary > i work hard for my money
[ 2013.09.12 20:05:21 ] Sarah Harpoon > which has a YEAR full of green kills
[ 2013.09.12 20:05:28 ] Sarah Harpoon > last killed today
[ 2013.09.12 20:05:33 ] Tommy O'Leary > i didnt look hard enough
[ 2013.09.12 20:05:35 ] Sarah Harpoon > I have been in 3 corps in the last 24 hours
[ 2013.09.12 20:05:39 ] Tommy O'Leary > i just
[ 2013.09.12 20:05:46 ] Sarah Harpoon > you're just a scrub
[ 2013.09.12 20:05:51 ] Tommy O'Leary > yeah
[ 2013.09.12 20:05:59 ] Tommy O'Leary > a worhtless scrub
[ 2013.09.12 20:07:48 ] Sarah Harpoon > now
[ 2013.09.12 20:07:51 ] Sarah Harpoon > if you want to get rid of me
[ 2013.09.12 20:07:55 ] Sarah Harpoon > so you can keep going about your business
[ 2013.09.12 20:07:59 ] Sarah Harpoon > all you have to do is give me a medal
[ 2013.09.12 20:08:08 ] Sarah Harpoon > (corp->members->decorations)
[ 2013.09.12 20:08:08 ] Tommy O'Leary > im closeing the corp
[ 2013.09.12 20:08:18 ] Tommy O'Leary > theres no point in it
[ 2013.09.12 20:08:19 ] Sarah Harpoon > it can say anything, and I'll display it openly
[ 2013.09.12 20:09:38 ] Tommy O'Leary > fine
[ 2013.09.12 20:09:40 ] Tommy O'Leary > one second
[ 2013.09.12 20:12:19 ] Tommy O'Leary > there
[ 2013.09.12 20:12:22 ] Tommy O'Leary > i gave u it
Second medal GET. Medals are the best.
[ 2013.09.12 20:12:31 ] Sarah Harpoon > thanks m8
[ 2013.09.12 20:12:35 ] Sarah Harpoon > gonna drop corp within the hour
[ 2013.09.12 20:12:36 ] Tommy O'Leary > yeah
[ 2013.09.12 20:12:38 ] Sarah Harpoon > and won't bother you anymore
[ 2013.09.12 20:12:42 ] Tommy O'Leary > alright
[ 2013.09.12 20:14:00 ] Tommy O'Leary > can i ask one favor?
[ 2013.09.12 20:14:12 ] Sarah Harpoon > what?
[ 2013.09.12 20:14:30 ] Tommy O'Leary > can i just have my corpse back? as a reminder of what happened?
[ 2013.09.12 20:14:39 ] Sarah Harpoon > it's still in the belt
[ 2013.09.12 20:14:41 ] Sarah Harpoon > feel free to come get it
[ 2013.09.12 20:14:45 ] Tommy O'Leary > thank you
I'm still sitting here in the belt, with nothing better to do. He shows up in a procurer to get the corpse.
http://zkillboard.com/detail/33221047/ (zkb because eve-kill refuses to fetch it)
[ 2013.09.12 20:16:15 ] Tommy O'Leary > what the hell!
[ 2013.09.12 20:16:58 ] Tommy O'Leary > i really am stupid...
[ 2013.09.12 20:17:01 ] Sarah Harpoon > now that's how you know you're a scrub
[ 2013.09.12 20:17:50 ] Tommy O'Leary > yeah
[ 2013.09.12 20:34:32 ] Tommy O'Leary > i thought you were leaving me alone i spent half my money on a fucking medal for you to ware
[ 2013.09.12 20:36:35 ] Sarah Harpoon > yeah but this was too much fun
After that I start chasing him around, just plain guessing what systems he's going to go to.
From: Tommy O'Leary
Sent: 2013.09.12 20:38
To: Ten Line Industries,
Im not fit to be a leader. This has been brought to my attention today. I am closeing corp and joining a fellow allience corp DLM Enterprises. I am currently resigning and will be 24 hours before i can leave corp.
40 minutes from joining corp to CEO initiating a disband. I don't think I can win much harder than that.
So, 24 hours, 4 corps smoked. Roughly 700m richer, 2.5b destroyed, and plenty of tears acquired.